Long ago in a small little town. There were 3 kids whispering and giggling because the word sex was overheard by them. The children were asked if they knew what sex was. After much silly debate, they decided it was when a man and women were close together. I began to think……if that were true, then I am a… Read More Does closeness equal creepiness?
“Oh….you don’t have to do that right now. (Long Pause) You can do it later.” This is mostly a spouse to spouse thing. I love that they give permission for you to do work at a later time. Screw helping you! They have more important things to do. “You aren’t fat. Your metabolism is just slow”.… Read More Said for the better….makes you feel worse
1987 (Highschool Humor) Tom, Dick, Harry and Jane All ran in for it began to rain Running quickly came good old spot To keep us busy he brought some pot Throughout the evening Jane was eyed By each and every stick man guy Jane got mad ’cause she couldn’t choose Neither Tom, Dick or Harry… Read More The Beginnings of Jane and Spot
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