There can’t possibly be that many problems without solutions. Who has the last copy of Problem Solving for Dummies book? I think we’re gonna need it. FIRED UP: I just read this from a mother of a 6-year-old boy. "I still pray every night for him to be free of Down Syndrome, that is one… Read More Fired Up On Facebook
Due to distractions, I wasn’t going to write anything tonight, but I couldn’t help myself. Sometimes a situation or a person with a narcissistic personality disorder warrants a post to be born. In this case, it would be the latter. To celebrate my anniversary I posted Jodie Foster inspired me. It seems that one of… Read More Someone got dementia in the divorces, but it wasn’t me.
My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
Socially-inept-person-contactitis is like a bad rash in the wrong place, or an evil so piercing, you need an exorcist to free you. No matter how many showers you take, you can’t feel clean again. YES………That’s the kind of negative impact some people have. AND…….You’re thinking about some of them now. Aren’t you? I know you… Read More Infected by a socially inept person: It’s not contagious, but it burns like hell.
Before the kids were home for the summer, I was going to the YMCA quite regularly……kickboxing, running, weights and some cycling. Summer hit and that went south quick. BUT………..To my delight, I still lost weight. I guess my move to watered down beer finally made a difference on my waistline. On a whim………I tried on… Read More Can I touch it? Can I touch it?
How many times have we heard “It’s not you. It’s me.” in movies or real life? AND………Then it wraps up with the line about being friends. BUT………..What if being friendly is the problem? How about we switch it around. It is the other person and fuck forget being friends. I’m not talking about romantic relationships here.… Read More It’s not me. IT’S YOU!
Shocking as it may seem………I am not a fan of cop killing, gay bashing or racist songs. To be blunt, they seem pretty fucking unnecessary to me. OH……….Did I fail to mention how ignorant they are? I suppose there are people, who think these songs are super cool and badass, but there are also people… Read More Songs about killing and hatred……Does someone need a hug?
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995