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Tag: you had to go there

Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense


This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your age. How bold! We understand your life sucks pretty hard.… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense

March 22, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity9 Comments

Are you giving me the pregnant eye?


My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?

January 26, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity25 Comments

Today’s Status: facebook


January 10, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity5 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG


By: Disassociated Press-on-Nails NO WHERE IMPORTANT — One of the Big Tobacco companies is set to release it’s new line of cigarettes, Marlbooro, just in time for Halloween. The name was a stroke of genius, implying the obvious. These cigarettes are scary as shit.  “With the need to be the leader in this market, it was time… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG

October 16, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity13 Comments

Microsoft Scammers: Anyone could do that job?


September 23, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity3 Comments

Still Alive!


Not much of a post……I know. I’m going on about a month of not posting (not planned) and I thought I’d confirm that my heart is still beating. YES! I do have one of those, although, I reserve it for special occasions only. Again……This is a crappy offering, but it is the best I have to… Read More Still Alive!

September 12, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity13 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge : Wrong (and to many, undeniably offensive)


Truthfully though, they are all intertwined. <a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/3960736/?claim=6evrfqfsgvz”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>

August 15, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity31 Comments

Doing it old school……high school that is.


OKAY………So I debated about this post for a bit. Sorry to go all juvenile on you guys, but it must be done.  In the past two years, I’ve had to deal with a few people unraveling……….0 to 60 for no clear reason. If I thought my health insurance would cover it, I’d get the magnet… Read More Doing it old school……high school that is.

August 6, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity19 Comments

Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick


I find it fascinating and disturbing, the search terms that people have used to find my blog. Sadly, it seems hardly anyone actually uses the name of my blog. Instead they use such terms as: any variation of a person/persons of varying ages tied up: Let me just say: This is not and never will… Read More Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick

May 23, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity27 Comments

Blocked to death!


It’s a tragedy folks. I’ve been blocked on Facebook. It seems my elimination of friends from my overgrown list, met with some feelings of betrayal for some. Needless to say, the majority of the 95 people I cut, didn’t seem to mind, and they probably haven’t even noticed. BUT……Since I hurt some to the point where… Read More Blocked to death!

May 10, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity20 Comments

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