SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
If you read yesterday’s post, then you know I’m pondering my relationship with my daily alcohol consumption. AM I AN ALCOHOLIC? I don’t have a strong craving for alcohol. I’m not physically dependant for survival, although it does help to be a better person. Seriously, you should meet me when I’m not drinking. I can limit myself…if I want to do… Read More Part 2: If it stumbles like a drunk……….(WARNING: post rambles on)
So…..I’m reading this Year of Living Sober blog and I’m thinking, WTF! Who wants to do that? Just kidding. I am not trying to encourage alcohol consumption or condone alcoholism, although if you are reading this and under the influence, I applaud you for doing what it takes to get through my ramblings. Sort of… Read More If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
Unless you’ve been sleeping in a very deep hole located under a rock, you’re probably aware of the economic situation and that Occupy Wall Street thingie that’s going on. On that note, I’d like to give a shout out to Kayne West for showing up, and NOT demanding that Beyoncé become the leader of the protest. I guess that Taylor Swift thing… Read More Whose afraid of the big bad consultant?
I was going through some old papers of mine and I found a cocktail napkin my now ex-husband gave to me the night we met. I thought it was to put my drink on. He wrote his number on it so I took it home. I just realized he wrote a note on the back. Damn….that would… Read More If I Only FoundThis Sooner………….
Seriousness is not my thing to share with the world, so I put my own spin on some things we have all experienced or witnessed. 1. If you find yourself to be someone’s “project”….Just know…. it’s not you who needs the fixing or the attention. Okay…..so this one is not too funny, but you know… Read More Lorre-isms (…not Chuck)
So…..I have been going through all my papers and I found a lot of very bitter crap. What a shocker! I found a poem or song…I’m really not sure . I’m assuming I wrote this during one of my sucky first marriage moments. I have a separate blog for poetry and short stories, but this just… Read More Stupid Bitch
Articles of Absurdity 