SO……Here is a letter I received in my inbox last night. Hello, My name is Jeremie Mouithsone, I’m launching a guys and girl’s go-to magazine for everything from the coolest new sex advice to the most powerful sexual attraction tips; our aim is arm men and women with the tools to create and live… Read More Jeremie Mouithsone: Who?
OMG! This is an awkward follow-up to my earlier posting Outsourcing scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood Music? Read First!!!! NOW…….There was not supposed to be a follow-up, but those mothers called me back again. They are relentless. I could have just hung up, but I wanted to ask them some more questions to… Read More Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue.
I don’t know people. It’s a close one. Hey Ladies: Did you know that you can do more with cucumbers than……Ummmm…….make a salad? It’s true. With the help of my wise friends, Mr. and Mrs. Trapped Wolf, I have made pickles (dill, sweet, sandwich). AND…..Since no one has lived long enough to know how… Read More Friday Frenzy (6/15/12): Read This or Watch Paint Dry
SO…….This is a conversation I just had with my hubby minutes ago. **RING, RING** Lorre: Hello. Cowboy: (panting) Hey. Lorre: Are you riding your bike right now? Cowboy: Yeah. I just made it up “blah, blah” Hill. Lorre: Is that hard? Cowboy: Yeah. It’s right at “blah blah location”. Lorre: Well…..(interrupted) Cowboy: Gotta go. (hangs ups)… Read More Phone Call
SO…….The challenge was: To post a picture taken the day you read the posting about the theme of the challenge. No cheating allowed! Lucky me…….I read this post at 9:46 at night. It’s dark outside and everyone is asleep. I didn’t think the nachos I pulled out of the oven would make a great shot,… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Today
I had a busy holiday weekend. By the time it was over, the internet had gone out. I wasn’t too thrilled about it, but I wasn’t devastated like the Things were. One Thing in particular called me on the intercom 3x to complain and cry (literally) about the Xbox Live being down. It was heartbreaking.… Read More I felt my kid’s pain. Literally…..They were a pain in my ass.
OKAY…….My bad. I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning. I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life. PLUS…… I so don’t want to go… Read More Failure to Launch: Friday Frenzy (yesterday)
Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby.
Here you are again Making your presence too clear On my end of things It should be enough That we live in the same place You need more than that And apparently… You need to meet my neighbors Right up to their door An introduction As if we are together This is disturbing Meet your own neighbors… Read More Haiku Sunday: It’s a story in Haiku. So sue me.
Mother’s Day is right around the corner and for some, that might bring dread. It could be your mom, mother-in-law or even a grandmother you recognize or force yourself to visit on this day. For those who think their “maternal” person is annoying, smothering, lacking maternal instinct, downright embarrassing, the direct spawn of Satan and so much… Read More You could’ve done worse.