SO…….This is a conversation I just had with my hubby minutes ago. **RING, RING** Lorre: Hello. Cowboy: (panting) Hey. Lorre: Are you riding your bike right now? Cowboy: Yeah. I just made it up “blah, blah” Hill. Lorre: Is that hard? Cowboy: Yeah. It’s right at “blah blah location”. Lorre: Well…..(interrupted) Cowboy: Gotta go. (hangs ups)… Read More Phone Call
OKAY…….My bad. I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning. I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life. PLUS…… I so don’t want to go… Read More Failure to Launch: Friday Frenzy (yesterday)
It’s a tragedy folks. I’ve been blocked on Facebook. It seems my elimination of friends from my overgrown list, met with some feelings of betrayal for some. Needless to say, the majority of the 95 people I cut, didn’t seem to mind, and they probably haven’t even noticed. BUT……Since I hurt some to the point where… Read More Blocked to death!
Okay……..So my creativity, if you want to call it that, is being used for another purpose today. I can’t reveal that purpose, because some powerful people may be implicated and it could cause a change in daylight savings time (like it did the last time I spilled the beans). BUT…….Since February is the month of “love”, “women scorned” and… Read More This shit isn’t going to save the environment.
DISCLAIMER: This post is not intended to make anyone feel worse or better about themselves. This post is not designed for sympathy or kind words. This post is just another mind explosion, courtesy of me. In other words, it’s all about me. Yep. We’re back to the weight thing. SO…..If you read my post last… Read More It’s be weighing on my mind.
Sometimes it’s humor. Sometimes it’s wit. Sometimes it’s sarcasm and many times it’s just damn inappropriate. BUT…..That’s me. Take it or leave it. I’m not changing my thought process or verbal outbursts for anyone. Like I tell most people, it’s a birth defect. Get over it! Can I be a serious person? Of course dumb shit. I’m… Read More Humor: My drug and therapy of choice….
There are many things you could wait a lifetime for and never get. good service a doctor that is on time perfect children winning lottery numbers a hairstyle worth a million, but costs $10 a Sunday morning service that’s under 30 minutes a day of complete rest that wasn’t ordered by the doctor a bar tab that’s… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Waiting
As some of you may have noticed, I’ve stepped away from the blog for a couple of days. For those of you who didn’t…….well……I wasn’t paying attention to you either, so I guess we’re even. Nothing spectacular happened to cause me to break from writing. No one was in the hospital. I didn’t go on… Read More It’s What Happens When You Aren’t Blogging.
This is only meant to offend people like me,who bitch and moan about their weight gain, while eating a bag of chips with dip. You may be losing the battle if: you are referring to your ass when you say, “The bulge in your pants”. you can start a fire by rubbing a stick between your thighs. your blood type is… Read More The Battle of the Bulge
Living in a small town can be a blessing (but I’m not writing a mushy feel-good blog) and a curse. I grew up in the same little place I live in now. It’s grown through the years, but is still a small community. I credit my parents for my ability not to buy into the bullshit of a small… Read More Small town living can be so unforgiving.