Socially-inept-person-contactitis is like a bad rash in the wrong place, or an evil so piercing, you need an exorcist to free you. No matter how many showers you take, you can’t feel clean again. YES………That’s the kind of negative impact some people have. AND…….You’re thinking about some of them now. Aren’t you? I know you… Read More Infected by a socially inept person: It’s not contagious, but it burns like hell.
SO…….I had great plans when I started this blog. Let me go over some of them. Workout/Lose Weight: I have stepped up my game and lost some weight, but that isn’t hard when stepping it up means getting your ass off the couch a few more times than usual. I’m still staying up way too… Read More I can’t do it all, but somehow, I don’t think that was a secret.
SO……Here are some of my observations, thoughts and just plain updates. I know…….It’s what you’ve all been waiting for. (Thanks again for the pics Google Images) I get that it’s super hot outside, and you are a man, so it isn’t illegal…….BUT……It should be. I will admit to the practice of beer gut discrimination,… Read More 2 Days Late: Not pregnant, just Friday Frenzy (6/29/12)
There’s no shame in admitting that it’s one of the perks. SO…..To all the wonderful fathers, who love their children and are there for them….. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! AND……….To the fathers who are deadbeats, don’t pay child support, don’t pay attention to their children, do unspeakable harm or are just plain nonexistent……I’m going to thank… Read More DAD: Happy Tax Deduction Day!
SO…….This is a conversation I just had with my hubby minutes ago. **RING, RING** Lorre: Hello. Cowboy: (panting) Hey. Lorre: Are you riding your bike right now? Cowboy: Yeah. I just made it up “blah, blah” Hill. Lorre: Is that hard? Cowboy: Yeah. It’s right at “blah blah location”. Lorre: Well…..(interrupted) Cowboy: Gotta go. (hangs ups)… Read More Phone Call
Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby.
OR……As the case may be, it’s all food and drinks. It’s been a while, but here is my weight loss update. I’m in an abusive relationship……with myself. Listen. I know it’s wrong and I should stop, but it’s so love-hate, I don’t know what to do. I am emotionally, mentally, physically and possibly (although I… Read More It’s all fun and games until someone gains weight. *Part One*
It’s that time again people. I am super excited about my earnings with WordPress. Every since they put ads on my page, I’ve been raking it in. SO FAR…..I’ve made 0.98¢. My wrists hurt from kickboxing class. WTF! Of course, my ankles are in excrutiating pain after a few rounds of paper, rocks, scissors……AND….Don’t… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/11/12)
Yes. This was a shameless and (if you are reading this now..) successful attempt to get people to check out a post with minimal effort on my part. Enjoy the raciness, while I work on something with a little more substance, but only a little.
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