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Articles of Absurdity

….random observations, personal revelations and other junk-ations

Tag: pregnancy

Are you giving me the pregnant eye?


My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?

January 26, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity25 Comments

Mystery of conception……duh!


I  can’t resist. I heard some people talking about the magic and mystery of conception. Now…I’m not going to get into a religious, spiritual or physiological discussion here. I do have some theories though. Bear with me. This can get complicated. How did this happen? Someone: fucked got laid copulated had sexual intercourse screwed shagged… Read More Mystery of conception……duh!

February 25, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity34 Comments

Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post


It seems I was a bit confusing in my earlier post, due to being tired and an idiot. The last part is a birth defect so it cannot be held against me. To be clear: I am not pregnant. The sex did not work. Let me clarify that as well. It did not work for… Read More Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post

December 22, 2011January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity19 Comments

Dreams Do Come True


So….I’ve had some crazy dreams in my life. I’m sure we all have. Most of them could never come true in a million years. For example: I doubt I will ever be able to flap my arms and fly around. I probably won’t cut down a tree and instead of rings in the trunk, Copperheads… Read More Dreams Do Come True

December 6, 2011January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity14 Comments

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