In honor of Throwback Thursday, I thought I’d throw back a few old posts. How many you ask? 245 As many of you already know, all of my original posts were temporarily removed in order to wipe my blog slate clean for my public declaration regarding my walk with Christ. Temporarily removing my work was… Read More Throwback Thursday? How about Bludgeon Thursday instead?
SO…….Thing 1 (12-years-old) was watching reality television with me last night. It doesn’t seem surprising that reality TV would lend itself to sexual issues, but we weren’t watching Bad Girls or The Bachelor/ette. AND…….Big Brother doesn’t come on for a few more months. I thought I was safe, but clearly, I was wrong. WE WERE… Read More Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.
Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!
It’s not that exciting people. SEX THIS YEAR is the name of a “magazine” and WordPress blog site. The creator has his panties in a bunch over an earlier blog post Jeremie Mouithsone: Who? . I say……get bigger panties and stop attempting to bully me. Clearly, he didn’t read the post or doesn’t understand the language I used.… Read More SEX THIS YEAR Threatens Stay-at Home Mom with Disabled Child Living Paycheck to Paycheck
How many times have we heard “It’s not you. It’s me.” in movies or real life? AND………Then it wraps up with the line about being friends. BUT………..What if being friendly is the problem? How about we switch it around. It is the other person and fuck forget being friends. I’m not talking about romantic relationships here.… Read More It’s not me. IT’S YOU!
There’s no shame in admitting that it’s one of the perks. SO…..To all the wonderful fathers, who love their children and are there for them….. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! AND……….To the fathers who are deadbeats, don’t pay child support, don’t pay attention to their children, do unspeakable harm or are just plain nonexistent……I’m going to thank… Read More DAD: Happy Tax Deduction Day!
It’s that time again. Life wasn’t as thrilling this week, so forgive me, but I’m going to fill the void with graphics. (Google Images: mommysaidaswearword and Google for all other pics) I spent almost $100 this week at the hair salon. Can I call it a salon when it’s in the same strip mall as… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/18/12)
Don’t be alarmed. I mean it in a good, politically correct way. His mood is contagious. It’s like yawning. Once someone does it, then we all start to yawn. AND…..That is not unlike the yawning you are doing now while reading this. There are people who just don’t get it. Moods are contagious. You… Read More WARNING: He is contagious!
Another gives me medicine What I need to be with you A supplement if you please That satisfies the deficiency You are leaving in me Fantasies that keep me breathing…heavy Instead of dying and turning cold The complex pleasures of my mind Twist and turn down to places I imagine Places we never go anymore… Read More Road of Regret
Articles of Absurdity 