I’m going to let someone else entertain you today. I’d like to breakdown your brain cells by exposing you to my inappropriate friend Stirling and his equally damaged partner in comedy. Wild Mullet Kingdom: Episode 1 “The Capture” (Uncensored)
Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog: writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling electric blankets to Satan……..I’ve decided to create a new blog. It’s going to be hard to believe, but I love posting pics of my… Read More My New Blog
My DNA? 50%
Word: IDEA (150 word max) Mr. Wolf was a real bully. He didn’t have any friends, and his family disowned him. Supposedly, he ate some old lady in the next county over, which isn’t frowned upon if one is starving, but it was a domestic dispute. There were rumors about her granddaughter and a restraining… Read More Flash in the Pan: “Finish Line Crawler”
Truthfully though, they are all intertwined. <a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/3960736/?claim=6evrfqfsgvz”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>
Yes. This was a shameless and (if you are reading this now..) successful attempt to get people to check out a post with minimal effort on my part. Enjoy the raciness, while I work on something with a little more substance, but only a little.
Easter is now here Christ and egg hunts do not mix Candy cross children? We missed church today The kids do not understand Bunnies rule today Let’s celebrate life With yellow marshmallow chicks For death we roast them Thanks for the rise dude Hallmark is your biggest fan You should make them tithe
Don’t read this blog. I don’t deserve your time I’ve become quite lazy and can’t seem to give up mine. Have I read anyone else or commented at all? Hell no. I’m a selfish bitch and that’s not all. I’ve received a few awards from lovely bloggers. I haven’t followed through. I’m an award hogger.… Read More Don’t Read This Blog
DISCLAIMER: This post is not intended to make anyone feel worse or better about themselves. This post is not designed for sympathy or kind words. This post is just another mind explosion, courtesy of me. In other words, it’s all about me. Yep. We’re back to the weight thing. SO…..If you read my post last… Read More It’s be weighing on my mind.
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