SO……Here is a letter I received in my inbox last night. Hello, My name is Jeremie Mouithsone, I’m launching a guys and girl’s go-to magazine for everything from the coolest new sex advice to the most powerful sexual attraction tips; our aim is arm men and women with the tools to create and live… Read More Jeremie Mouithsone: Who?
OMG! This is an awkward follow-up to my earlier posting Outsourcing scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood Music? Read First!!!! NOW…….There was not supposed to be a follow-up, but those mothers called me back again. They are relentless. I could have just hung up, but I wanted to ask them some more questions to… Read More Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue.
I don’t know people. It’s a close one. Hey Ladies: Did you know that you can do more with cucumbers than……Ummmm…….make a salad? It’s true. With the help of my wise friends, Mr. and Mrs. Trapped Wolf, I have made pickles (dill, sweet, sandwich). AND…..Since no one has lived long enough to know how… Read More Friday Frenzy (6/15/12): Read This or Watch Paint Dry
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
I find it fascinating and disturbing, the search terms that people have used to find my blog. Sadly, it seems hardly anyone actually uses the name of my blog. Instead they use such terms as: any variation of a person/persons of varying ages tied up: Let me just say: This is not and never will… Read More Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick
It’s a tragedy folks. I’ve been blocked on Facebook. It seems my elimination of friends from my overgrown list, met with some feelings of betrayal for some. Needless to say, the majority of the 95 people I cut, didn’t seem to mind, and they probably haven’t even noticed. BUT……Since I hurt some to the point where… Read More Blocked to death!
Courtesy of Merriam-Webster 1fren·zy noun \ˈfren-zē\ pluralfrenzies Definition of FRENZY 1 a: a temporary madness b: a violent mental or emotional agitation 2 : intense usually wild and often disorderly compulsive or agitated activity <a shopping frenzy> So…..Now it’s time for me to bitch, moan, groan….NO…..it’s not going to be that type of posting. Imaginary… Read More Friday Frenzy
Superficial smile Hiding all the pain So much to lose Very little to gain Hoping to distract you From analyzing my shame If my cover is blown I know how to place to the blame Time is not turning around The end is coming near This is it..I brace myself Stuck in nothing is my… Read More Stuck
Cry me a river Yet swim it too Maybe the time Will soak through Argue for hours Just fight with yourself Maybe the battle Will be your wealth Throw accusations Yet, catch with your hand Maybe when it’s over You’ll become a man
Some poetic particles…. By Lorre One question…. Will you be able to love me as I love you? One question…. Will I be able to love you as much as I want to? One statement…. If these questions can be answered, the relationship is over analyzed ___________________________________________________ Life is a meal At this point, I… Read More I’m going to need a bigger room.
Articles of Absurdity 