I’m back. Lock your doors, fasten your seatbelts and hold on tight. It just might just be a bumpy ride folks. So as many of you know, I have a nine-year-old daughter. The center of her universe revolves around friends, especially anyone she’s calling her BFF (best friend forever). I hate to break it to… Read More With friends like these………….
For the safety of all readers: Paper links were used in this posting, as opposed to chain links. I wouldn’t want anyone to hurt themselves trying to navigate through all of them. Some time ago, I was given several awards. Little by little I’ve chipped away at my responsibilities. This post will be the nail that shuts the… Read More Slackass has entered the building: Awards Final Phase IV
So…..I’m reading this Year of Living Sober blog and I’m thinking, WTF! Who wants to do that? Just kidding. I am not trying to encourage alcohol consumption or condone alcoholism, although if you are reading this and under the influence, I applaud you for doing what it takes to get through my ramblings. Sort of… Read More If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
This won’t be as tantalizing as the title may show. I received some awards some time back (Blog Awards with Barbies), and one of the requirements is to tell things about myself people may or may not know. So….That is the truth part. The dare part is that this is information you probably don’t want to… Read More Truth or Dare: Awards Phase III
I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog. Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the… Read More Blog Awards with Barbies
At the request of life is a bowl of kibble, I have created a page (Creative crap w/out Words) up above, below my lovely title, to display my creative pursuits around the house. Basically, taking something old and ugly and making it look nice…at least to me. I can’t wait to see what I can do with… Read More Taking Requests…….
He’s not my friend. He’s my husband October 27th, 2011 Disclaimer: If you and your spouse are besties, you may be offended by this. Too fucking bad. I hear a lot of people say their spouse is their best friend. On Facebook, there are a myriad of posts announcing “On this day blah, blah years ago,… Read More Reheated Leftovers: Like the networks, enjoy the rerun!
I feel like I’ve neglected my blogging duties lately. I’m blaming the location of my computer on the slacking. On the upside: I have a great desk, which I love. It’s a dinosaur that I bought for $20 from our local thrift shop. Four drawers pull out to 2 feet in length and there are 2 pull-out shelves… Read More Making an appearance…………..
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I’ve decided to resuscitate my other blog, Poetic Leftovers (http://poeticleftovers.com/). I haven’t treated it with the same love and respect I have this one. They were both started on the same day, but I only posted 13 times on the more serious site. Pretty pitiful compared to the 58 I’ve written here. I’m a bitch, I… Read More Mouth to Mouth, Can I get some chapstick?