Hey gangstas! Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m right there with him (minus a year and a month). BUT……Here we are, kickin’ it until we… Read More Reunions: Minus the Hairspray
That’s right people. No warning, no protection and no lubricant to ease the pain. BUT……….Thank the lord. No gerbils either. I mean really, who does that shit (pun intended) to a defenseless little animal? Screaming wouldn’t do any good. After all, I asked for it in my own way. Thankfully, the healing has begun and I… Read More It got behind me in a big way and I got screwed.
Not much of a post……I know. I’m going on about a month of not posting (not planned) and I thought I’d confirm that my heart is still beating. YES! I do have one of those, although, I reserve it for special occasions only. Again……This is a crappy offering, but it is the best I have to… Read More Still Alive!
Shocking as it may seem………I am not a fan of cop killing, gay bashing or racist songs. To be blunt, they seem pretty fucking unnecessary to me. OH……….Did I fail to mention how ignorant they are? I suppose there are people, who think these songs are super cool and badass, but there are also people… Read More Songs about killing and hatred……Does someone need a hug?
I can’t resist. I heard some people talking about the magic and mystery of conception. Now…I’m not going to get into a religious, spiritual or physiological discussion here. I do have some theories though. Bear with me. This can get complicated. How did this happen? Someone: fucked got laid copulated had sexual intercourse screwed shagged… Read More Mystery of conception……duh!
Many emotions and words left unsaid Voice your true feelings It’s too late when you’re dead
SO…..I’m sitting here trying to get through the blogs I follow because I got a bit behind again. I’m drinking my water beer and suddenly I’m wondering what this intertube is around my mid-section. Oh! It’s my ever-expanding stomach. I don’t know if I should be grateful that it only amounts to one roll when I sit or… Read More Weight a minute!
I’ve been a bad blog girl: I’ve neglected some of my legitimate commenters. I checked my spam and found all kinds of wonderful comments from some great folks. I would like to take the opportunity now to respond to some of them. POST: If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might… Read More Spam I Am. (#1)
Pretty gross, I know, but what else can it be? This is my 3rd post for today. The words are flowing out of me and it’s kind of ugly and messy. I tried to wrap my keyboard with a pad, but it didn’t work. Actually, it’s not that complicated or interesting, but it’s this: The… Read More My blog is on it’s menstrual cycle.
The day is almost over, but I want to say thanks to my smoking hot husband. Thanks for hooking up with a woman with two kids, shacking up with her for a little over five years, getting hitched and impregnating her. Oh yeah…and thanks for being married to me now for three years. We are really going… Read More Happy Anniversary Sucker!
Articles of Absurdity 