I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog. Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the… Read More Blog Awards with Barbies
1. Wrath (anger, violence, abuse) not finding that certain item for Christmas trampling over an old woman to get that item when you do find it having to spend the holiday with “those” relatives again the verbal abuse that follows when being cooped up too long with “those” relatives realizing the effort put in versus… Read More The 7 Deadly Sins and the Holidays
I feel like I’ve neglected my blogging duties lately. I’m blaming the location of my computer on the slacking. On the upside: I have a great desk, which I love. It’s a dinosaur that I bought for $20 from our local thrift shop. Four drawers pull out to 2 feet in length and there are 2 pull-out shelves… Read More Making an appearance…………..
Although it’s the season, I’m just not in the mood to write anything about the holidays now, BUT….I am totally sick of looking at my scary picture pop up from my last post when I sign on. SO…..how about some light humor in a poem? Actually, don’t answer. It was rhetorical. You’re getting a poem.… Read More Anyone up for a little stick?
TOP NEWS STORIES Since the scandal at Penn State, other cases have come to light. At this time, the seven dwarfs ae denying any sexual misconduct with the underaged Snow White, but do admit to her residing in their home. She ran away and the dwarfs took her in, but only if she agreed to cook,… Read More Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
People think that all is fine and dandy when you live in a small town, but they would be wrong. Life is tough around here, especially for our children. Shockingly enough: There’s a liquor store in town to keep all of us complacent. I think some folks around here might even be bootleggers. Sometimes, the cashiers at the… Read More It’s rough in this town.
First things first: Honey, I’m sorry I’m talking about you, but I couldn’t help it. It’s a genetic disorder when something is too good to pass up. Okay……My hubby and I wanted to have another baby, then we decided no, because we are getting so freaking old and I don’t want Benjamin Button coming out of my… Read More Cartoon: Isn’t that my baby?
Went to the Y 6 days ago Got weighed, measured, bought a lot of crap To get me motivated and melt my fat The “coach” sold me a system…. Shakes, protein, tea and pills To keep my energy up and cure my ills I started this “system” the day before A holiday with obscene amounts… Read More Weight Loss in Rhyme
As some of you may have noticed, I’ve stepped away from the blog for a couple of days. For those of you who didn’t…….well……I wasn’t paying attention to you either, so I guess we’re even. Nothing spectacular happened to cause me to break from writing. No one was in the hospital. I didn’t go on… Read More It’s What Happens When You Aren’t Blogging.
Top Celebrity News: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are very upset and concerned about the “Occupy” protests that are still going on all around the world. They hate being known as Mr. and Mrs. 1% and vowed to become a part of the 99%. Together, they have adopted 3 children. They will continue to adopt… Read More Celebrity News: Kids, Conspiracy Theories and Dolly