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Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
My friend, started a site: An Open Apology. Anyone is invited to write and submit a letter. It could be to your ex, your boss, your mom, or even your pet. And…..It can be stone cold serious or full of humor. Whatever helps you get the words out……. Without further ado, here is the apology… Read More Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
My New Blog
Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog: writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling electric blankets to Satan……..I’ve decided to create a new blog. It’s going to be hard to believe, but I love posting pics of my… Read More My New Blog
Stop, Drop and Roll
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
Mom is a f’ing liar!
Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!
Weekly Photo Challenge : Wrong (and to many, undeniably offensive)
Truthfully though, they are all intertwined. <a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/3960736/?claim=6evrfqfsgvz”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>
Outsourcing our scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood music?
There is an unintentional Part Two to this posting: Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue. I’m not certain about the answer to that question, but I’m going to go with NO! Although? (possible lyrics based on today’s 25th phone call to me) ************************************** We call you on phone and annoy you at home… Read More Outsourcing our scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood music?
Weekly Photo Challenge: Hands
Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby.
If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
So…..I’m reading this Year of Living Sober blog and I’m thinking, WTF! Who wants to do that? Just kidding. I am not trying to encourage alcohol consumption or condone alcoholism, although if you are reading this and under the influence, I applaud you for doing what it takes to get through my ramblings. Sort of… Read More If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
Truth or Dare: Awards Phase III
This won’t be as tantalizing as the title may show. I received some awards some time back (Blog Awards with Barbies), and one of the requirements is to tell things about myself people may or may not know. So….That is the truth part. The dare part is that this is information you probably don’t want to… Read More Truth or Dare: Awards Phase III
Articles of Absurdity 