He’s not my friend. He’s my husband October 27th, 2011 Disclaimer: If you and your spouse are besties, you may be offended by this. Too fucking bad. I hear a lot of people say their spouse is their best friend. On Facebook, there are a myriad of posts announcing “On this day blah, blah years ago,… Read More Reheated Leftovers: Like the networks, enjoy the rerun!
With the holidays in full force, there are gatherings, parties and meals to share. There are people going here and people going there. BUT….Keep in mind when you open your home and you walk into others……………………………………. WELCOME TO MY HOME not a daycare….I am not here to watch your children not a gym….don’t look for… Read More Welcome to my home, but………..
SO….As this year begins to wind down, I’ve thought about lessons I’ve learned this year from my life and by talking with others. Let me share some of them with you. DRINKING When you continually tell your wife it’s time to leave the party and she gets “one” more drink behind your back, you are negotiating with… Read More Lessons Learned: 2011
Finally, I get to reheat some writing leftovers. I’m not trying to be lazy or anything. Really, I’m not. I’m doing it on purpose. I’m spending the day running kids around to practices and wrapping stuff they don’t need for Christmas. SO…..Instead of posting nothing on days like this, I’m going to reheat some lesser read… Read More Reheated Leftovers from mommy………
This blog post goes out to a special person, who had a snag occur in her life and wants nothing more but to move on. It seems that people who know her, or rather, think they know her, want to weigh in on when, if and how she can move on. Keep in mind: She… Read More Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.
Lorre-isms Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Who cares. Halfway won’t get you anywhere in either direction. Fill it up or pour it out. Look for your smile now. The longer you wait…it will be harder and harder to find. Most advice is given by people when they have been drinking. If you… Read More Lorre-isms by the Handful
It’s me and my nasty, sarcastic, tired of your bullshit self. Perhaps I should be writing something typical of Halloween, but how boring would that be? What? Am I supposed to comment on how many witches or Super Mario’s I will witness this evening? Maybe I could comment on the moms, who are going to dress like super slutty… Read More Something Wicked This Way Comes.
“Oh….you don’t have to do that right now. (Long Pause) You can do it later.” This is mostly a spouse to spouse thing. I love that they give permission for you to do work at a later time. Screw helping you! They have more important things to do. “You aren’t fat. Your metabolism is just slow”.… Read More Said for the better….makes you feel worse
Articles of Absurdity 