PEOPLE: Please clean your water reservoirs on a regular basis. NO………That is not a fancy term for lady or man parts. This morning, while making my usual pot of coffee, I noticed a small particle floating in my water reservoir. I poured the water into a bowl and was quite disgusted. Praise the Lord for Lasik, or… Read More Cream, sugar, or bacterial biofilm with your coffee?
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
As Mother’s Day approaches, I thought we’d break from the usual nonsense and read some words of potential wisdom. Viewpoints on motherhood and caring for the home: Motherhood is the biggest on-the-job training program in existence today. (Erma Bombeck) God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers (Jewish Proverb) Cleaning your house while your… Read More Mother’s say what?
Courtesy of Merriam-Webster 1fren·zy noun \ˈfren-zē\ pluralfrenzies Definition of FRENZY 1 a: a temporary madness b: a violent mental or emotional agitation 2 : intense usually wild and often disorderly compulsive or agitated activity <a shopping frenzy> So…..Now it’s time for me to bitch, moan, groan….NO…..it’s not going to be that type of posting. Imaginary… Read More Friday Frenzy
Many moons ago, my Icelandic friend game me a book of sayings. The book, The Sayings of the Vikings, consists of short poems (proverbs/wisdom) translated into English. Let’s see if there is anything we can sink our teeth into as we approach another holiday destined to bring family and friends together to eat and argue.… Read More Vikings: Raiding while philosophizing?
I have the book 1001 Ways To Be ROMANTIC, which I was tempted to give to Goodwill (because everyone needs loving), but it’s great material. The author, Gregory J.P. Godek labels himself, America’s Romance Coach. I’ve never heard of him so I’m not sure how long he’s been coaching us, here in America. Do we have an American Olympic Romance… Read More For the saps………….
BUT…..Let’s face it. It is. I can put a dress on a duck and it’s still a duck. It may be a really fucked up looking duck and you will wonder why the hell it has a dress on, but nonetheless, it’s still a duck. SO……Today is Tuesday on my calendar, but to others it… Read More Let’s pretend it’s not just an ordinary day.
This was inspired by the commenters on my earlier blog post (911….). You can totally blame each one of them for the length of this post. Sorry, Margie. I hope you can hang. Of course you are and so am I silly. If you have several followers and several blogs that you follow, then let’s face… Read More Whoring around in the blogosphere……(inspired by: 911 post)
I’m calling the hotline and I need some counseling. I don’t care if you leave a comment here or send an email….just help please. Problem: Prior to starting this blog several months ago (October 2011), I hadn’t written in about ten years. Life just got in the way, or I let it. Now that I’m writing… Read More 911: Blogger Drowning And In Need Of Assistance
Creeping into my soul Limited to my control Scared to set it free Thinking…Let it be Last chance is given I don’t want to be forgiven For regretting an action Checkmate…no satisfaction
Articles of Absurdity 