It’s hard to be an ass over the holidays. (another crappy ass cartoon)
Not everyone could fit at the table. Let me know who you think is missing.
Tag: adult humor
Making an appearance…………..
I feel like I’ve neglected my blogging duties lately. I’m blaming the location of my computer on the slacking. On the upside: I have a great desk, which I love. It’s a dinosaur that I bought for $20 from our local thrift shop. Four drawers pull out to 2 feet in length and there are 2 pull-out shelves… Read More Making an appearance…………..
Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
TOP NEWS STORIES Since the scandal at Penn State, other cases have come to light. At this time, the seven dwarfs ae denying any sexual misconduct with the underaged Snow White, but do admit to her residing in their home. She ran away and the dwarfs took her in, but only if she agreed to cook,… Read More Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
Reheated Leftovers from mommy………
Finally, I get to reheat some writing leftovers. I’m not trying to be lazy or anything. Really, I’m not. I’m doing it on purpose. I’m spending the day running kids around to practices and wrapping stuff they don’t need for Christmas. SO…..Instead of posting nothing on days like this, I’m going to reheat some lesser read… Read More Reheated Leftovers from mommy………
It’s What Happens When You Aren’t Blogging.
As some of you may have noticed, I’ve stepped away from the blog for a couple of days. For those of you who didn’t…….well……I wasn’t paying attention to you either, so I guess we’re even. Nothing spectacular happened to cause me to break from writing. No one was in the hospital. I didn’t go on… Read More It’s What Happens When You Aren’t Blogging.
Barbie and Her Eggs
My friend finally brought me into the current times and showed me how to post my videos. It’s what my Barbie Blog shoud’ve been. I will post again today so those of you who have seen this don’t feel cheated.
Celebrity News: Kids, Conspiracy Theories and Dolly
Top Celebrity News: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are very upset and concerned about the “Occupy” protests that are still going on all around the world. They hate being known as Mr. and Mrs. 1% and vowed to become a part of the 99%. Together, they have adopted 3 children. They will continue to adopt… Read More Celebrity News: Kids, Conspiracy Theories and Dolly
Whose a Rotten Egg? (Barbie style….)
Here’s to all the women, who are old and foolish, like me….have another child, don’t have another child, drink some more alcohol? Whatever! We’re only as old as we feel it’s said, but our eggs might say otherwise. Ken met Barbie They fell head over heels Proposed marriage, bought a house Started to pile up… Read More Whose a Rotten Egg? (Barbie style….)
Love or Nothing Like It…through the years
It started in fourth grade with an anonymous letter But in a small town, you should’ve known better You bought me a pretty anklet, from Avon no less With it a letter, your love to confess You were a year older and flattered I should be What a perverted fuck to write you want to lay… Read More Love or Nothing Like It…through the years
The Battle of the Bulge
This is only meant to offend people like me,who bitch and moan about their weight gain, while eating a bag of chips with dip. You may be losing the battle if: you are referring to your ass when you say, “The bulge in your pants”. you can start a fire by rubbing a stick between your thighs. your blood type is… Read More The Battle of the Bulge
Articles of Absurdity 