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Tag: adult humor
Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
TAG: The new four letter word or the only word you’ll ever need?
SO……There’s something new going around the blogosphere, which I’m sure many of you are already aware of. It’s a new game of sorts called “Tag, you’re it.” It seems innocent enough, but for kicks, I looked in the Urban Dictionary for definitions of TAG. Big mistake! Krxcial says it means: Mentally retarded human being who… Read More TAG: The new four letter word or the only word you’ll ever need?
My blog is on it’s menstrual cycle.
Pretty gross, I know, but what else can it be? This is my 3rd post for today. The words are flowing out of me and it’s kind of ugly and messy. I tried to wrap my keyboard with a pad, but it didn’t work. Actually, it’s not that complicated or interesting, but it’s this: The… Read More My blog is on it’s menstrual cycle.
Humor: My drug and therapy of choice….
Sometimes it’s humor. Sometimes it’s wit. Sometimes it’s sarcasm and many times it’s just damn inappropriate. BUT…..That’s me. Take it or leave it. I’m not changing my thought process or verbal outbursts for anyone. Like I tell most people, it’s a birth defect. Get over it! Can I be a serious person? Of course dumb shit. I’m… Read More Humor: My drug and therapy of choice….
Part 2: If it stumbles like a drunk……….(WARNING: post rambles on)
If you read yesterday’s post, then you know I’m pondering my relationship with my daily alcohol consumption. AM I AN ALCOHOLIC? I don’t have a strong craving for alcohol. I’m not physically dependant for survival, although it does help to be a better person. Seriously, you should meet me when I’m not drinking. I can limit myself…if I want to do… Read More Part 2: If it stumbles like a drunk……….(WARNING: post rambles on)
If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
So…..I’m reading this Year of Living Sober blog and I’m thinking, WTF! Who wants to do that? Just kidding. I am not trying to encourage alcohol consumption or condone alcoholism, although if you are reading this and under the influence, I applaud you for doing what it takes to get through my ramblings. Sort of… Read More If it stumbles like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it might be a drunk. (Part 1)
Blog Awards with Barbies
I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog. Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the… Read More Blog Awards with Barbies
Reheated Leftovers: Like the networks, enjoy the rerun!
He’s not my friend. He’s my husband October 27th, 2011 Disclaimer: If you and your spouse are besties, you may be offended by this. Too fucking bad. I hear a lot of people say their spouse is their best friend. On Facebook, there are a myriad of posts announcing “On this day blah, blah years ago,… Read More Reheated Leftovers: Like the networks, enjoy the rerun!
Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post
It seems I was a bit confusing in my earlier post, due to being tired and an idiot. The last part is a birth defect so it cannot be held against me. To be clear: I am not pregnant. The sex did not work. Let me clarify that as well. It did not work for… Read More Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post
Articles of Absurdity 