If you give your elf some alcohol…… He will want to snort coke. If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur. If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a… Read More If you give your elf some alcohol……
As usual……in true Lorre fashion. Dedicated to: Red and Elyse (true Barbie lovers) Don’t get caught with your pants down, especially with someone else’s Barbie or Ken.
I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog. Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the… Read More Blog Awards with Barbies
This blog is going to bed. give it sloppy kisses goodnight.
My friend finally brought me into the current times and showed me how to post my videos. It’s what my Barbie Blog shoud’ve been. I will post again today so those of you who have seen this don’t feel cheated.
Here’s to all the women, who are old and foolish, like me….have another child, don’t have another child, drink some more alcohol? Whatever! We’re only as old as we feel it’s said, but our eggs might say otherwise. Ken met Barbie They fell head over heels Proposed marriage, bought a house Started to pile up… Read More Whose a Rotten Egg? (Barbie style….)
WELL, maybe not at the same time. There is some pretty big news going around these days…….Penn State, protestors, and Bieber Fever at the maternity ward. For obvious reasons, I will not portray the Penn State scandal, which is beyond disgusting and upsetting. BUT…….. How about the other two? This is a scene from Occupy Oakland… Read More Occupy Oakland and Get Pregnant (Barbie style)
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