OMG! This is an awkward follow-up to my earlier posting Outsourcing scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood Music? Read First!!!! NOW…….There was not supposed to be a follow-up, but those mothers called me back again. They are relentless. I could have just hung up, but I wanted to ask them some more questions to… Read More Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue.
I don’t know people. It’s a close one. Hey Ladies: Did you know that you can do more with cucumbers than……Ummmm…….make a salad? It’s true. With the help of my wise friends, Mr. and Mrs. Trapped Wolf, I have made pickles (dill, sweet, sandwich). AND…..Since no one has lived long enough to know how… Read More Friday Frenzy (6/15/12): Read This or Watch Paint Dry
I find it fascinating and disturbing, the search terms that people have used to find my blog. Sadly, it seems hardly anyone actually uses the name of my blog. Instead they use such terms as: any variation of a person/persons of varying ages tied up: Let me just say: This is not and never will… Read More Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick
Yes. This was a shameless and (if you are reading this now..) successful attempt to get people to check out a post with minimal effort on my part. Enjoy the raciness, while I work on something with a little more substance, but only a little.
SO….I took a look at my blog calendar and realized I’ve only posted four times this month. What a slackass I am? I would love to tell you that I’ve been: going to amazing places meeting with amazing people engaging in amazing conversations writing amazing “non-blog” material participating in amazing experiences been exposed to amazing… Read More Nothing Better To Do This Month….
SO……There’s something new going around the blogosphere, which I’m sure many of you are already aware of. It’s a new game of sorts called “Tag, you’re it.” It seems innocent enough, but for kicks, I looked in the Urban Dictionary for definitions of TAG. Big mistake! Krxcial says it means: Mentally retarded human being who… Read More TAG: The new four letter word or the only word you’ll ever need?
I can’t resist. I heard some people talking about the magic and mystery of conception. Now…I’m not going to get into a religious, spiritual or physiological discussion here. I do have some theories though. Bear with me. This can get complicated. How did this happen? Someone: fucked got laid copulated had sexual intercourse screwed shagged… Read More Mystery of conception……duh!
Okay……..So my creativity, if you want to call it that, is being used for another purpose today. I can’t reveal that purpose, because some powerful people may be implicated and it could cause a change in daylight savings time (like it did the last time I spilled the beans). BUT…….Since February is the month of “love”, “women scorned” and… Read More This shit isn’t going to save the environment.
Many emotions and words left unsaid Voice your true feelings It’s too late when you’re dead
I’m calling the hotline and I need some counseling. I don’t care if you leave a comment here or send an email….just help please. Problem: Prior to starting this blog several months ago (October 2011), I hadn’t written in about ten years. Life just got in the way, or I let it. Now that I’m writing… Read More 911: Blogger Drowning And In Need Of Assistance
Articles of Absurdity 