Here you are again Making your presence too clear On my end of things It should be enough That we live in the same place You need more than that And apparently… You need to meet my neighbors Right up to their door An introduction As if we are together This is disturbing Meet your own neighbors… Read More Haiku Sunday: It’s a story in Haiku. So sue me.
It’s that time again. Life wasn’t as thrilling this week, so forgive me, but I’m going to fill the void with graphics. (Google Images: mommysaidaswearword and Google for all other pics) I spent almost $100 this week at the hair salon. Can I call it a salon when it’s in the same strip mall as… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/18/12)
OR……As the case may be, it’s all food and drinks. It’s been a while, but here is my weight loss update. I’m in an abusive relationship……with myself. Listen. I know it’s wrong and I should stop, but it’s so love-hate, I don’t know what to do. I am emotionally, mentally, physically and possibly (although I… Read More It’s all fun and games until someone gains weight. *Part One*
It’s that time again people. I am super excited about my earnings with WordPress. Every since they put ads on my page, I’ve been raking it in. SO FAR…..I’ve made 0.98¢. My wrists hurt from kickboxing class. WTF! Of course, my ankles are in excrutiating pain after a few rounds of paper, rocks, scissors……AND….Don’t… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/11/12)
As Mother’s Day approaches, I thought we’d break from the usual nonsense and read some words of potential wisdom. Viewpoints on motherhood and caring for the home: Motherhood is the biggest on-the-job training program in existence today. (Erma Bombeck) God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers (Jewish Proverb) Cleaning your house while your… Read More Mother’s say what?
Yeah…..We’ve all made it through another week and if you know someone who hasn’t, then….I guess that statement was inaccurate and insensitive…SO….Let’s correct that one. Yeah…..Almost all of us have made it through another week. I’ve learned that: My husband is a mother fucker. No seriously, he is. I am a mother and we have… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/4/12)
Superficial smile Hiding all the pain So much to lose Very little to gain Hoping to distract you From analyzing my shame If my cover is blown I know how to place to the blame Time is not turning around The end is coming near This is it..I brace myself Stuck in nothing is my… Read More Stuck
With fathers like this…….. By Lorre It’s not you, it’s him You don’t need to be prettier You don’t need to be smarter And…you don’t need to be more talented You don’t need to kiss his ass You shouldn’t have to beg for his time and attention It’s not you, it’s him You don’t need… Read More I hope there wasn’t a limit on my carry on bags.
Let’s get started on today’s lesson students. Pencils down and eyes up front. Definition of HYPOCRITE 1: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrite) ************************************************************************ After talking with others and pulling from my own… Read More Hear the bullhorn? There’s a hypocrite coming your way.
Victims of circumstance Their act Just the same Never to love Never to trust Just players A no win game The past is their weapon For directions They choose Cruel words Violent acts Anything selfish They say or do Victims of circumstance Thinking….. They’re so rare Only they understand Only they know The fact is…..… Read More Victims
Articles of Absurdity 