This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your age. How bold! We understand your life sucks pretty hard.… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense
There can’t possibly be that many problems without solutions. Who has the last copy of Problem Solving for Dummies book? I think we’re gonna need it. FIRED UP: I just read this from a mother of a 6-year-old boy. "I still pray every night for him to be free of Down Syndrome, that is one… Read More Fired Up On Facebook
Due to distractions, I wasn’t going to write anything tonight, but I couldn’t help myself. Sometimes a situation or a person with a narcissistic personality disorder warrants a post to be born. In this case, it would be the latter. To celebrate my anniversary I posted Jodie Foster inspired me. It seems that one of… Read More Someone got dementia in the divorces, but it wasn’t me.
SO…….Thing 1 (12-years-old) was watching reality television with me last night. It doesn’t seem surprising that reality TV would lend itself to sexual issues, but we weren’t watching Bad Girls or The Bachelor/ette. AND…….Big Brother doesn’t come on for a few more months. I thought I was safe, but clearly, I was wrong. WE WERE… Read More Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.
Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
I haven’t been around much lately. NOT much blogging and not much/if any blog reading. BUT……My Facebook friends have seen too much of me lately. (Thanks Google Images) WHY No Bloggie? I enrolled in an online training course. I have a year to complete this, but I am trying to finish in 6 months. Momma… Read More Facehooking: Quickie or Bust
It’s designed just to piss you off To confuse To depress To control To break It’s a teaser, a trick Screw you and your mind-fuck What a prick Just a bitch of a time warp Keep it straight Lay down low Stand up tall Wait your turn It’s a jump in the line With these… Read More Life Scream
In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s design and apply A language shunt To redirect Your pompous stunt That makes you the lead In… Read More 4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
Articles of Absurdity 