This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your age. How bold! We understand your life sucks pretty hard.… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense
My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
If you give your elf some alcohol…… He will want to snort coke. If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur. If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a… Read More If you give your elf some alcohol……
By: Disassociated Press-on-Nails NO WHERE IMPORTANT — One of the Big Tobacco companies is set to release it’s new line of cigarettes, Marlbooro, just in time for Halloween. The name was a stroke of genius, implying the obvious. These cigarettes are scary as shit. “With the need to be the leader in this market, it was time… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG
Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!
Forgive the crappy pic. I have a dumb phone (by choice) and don’t carry my smart camera with me. SO……….There we were, hubby and me, having a heated debate about something stupid. Our arguments are pointless, but “mood swing” relationships keep the good times going. ANYWAY……..We’re in the parking lot of Walmart (where I should… Read More All roads lead to Walmart.
Word: IDEA (150 word max) Mr. Wolf was a real bully. He didn’t have any friends, and his family disowned him. Supposedly, he ate some old lady in the next county over, which isn’t frowned upon if one is starving, but it was a domestic dispute. There were rumors about her granddaughter and a restraining… Read More Flash in the Pan: “Finish Line Crawler”
On MY soapbox with MY stripper shoes. They are all MINE.