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….random observations, personal revelations and other junk-ations

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Wordless Wednesday: Just put a diaper on it.


July 17, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity11 Comments

Wordless Wednesday: CRAZY


July 10, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity16 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense


This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your age. How bold! We understand your life sucks pretty hard.… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense

March 22, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity9 Comments

Are you giving me the pregnant eye?


My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?

January 26, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity25 Comments

If you give your elf some alcohol……


If you give your elf some alcohol…… He will want to snort coke.           If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur.           If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a… Read More If you give your elf some alcohol……

December 10, 2012August 14, 2015 ArticlesofAbsurdity47 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG


By: Disassociated Press-on-Nails NO WHERE IMPORTANT — One of the Big Tobacco companies is set to release it’s new line of cigarettes, Marlbooro, just in time for Halloween. The name was a stroke of genius, implying the obvious. These cigarettes are scary as shit.  “With the need to be the leader in this market, it was time… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG

October 16, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity13 Comments

Mom is a f’ing liar!


Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!

October 12, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity28 Comments

All roads lead to Walmart.


Forgive the crappy pic. I have a dumb phone (by choice) and don’t carry my smart camera with me. SO……….There we were, hubby and me, having a heated debate about something stupid. Our arguments are pointless, but “mood swing” relationships keep the good times going. ANYWAY……..We’re in the parking lot of Walmart (where I should… Read More All roads lead to Walmart.

October 10, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity2 Comments

Flash in the Pan: “Finish Line Crawler”


Word: IDEA (150 word max) Mr. Wolf was a real bully. He didn’t have any friends, and his family disowned him. Supposedly, he ate some old lady in the next county over, which isn’t frowned upon if one is starving, but it was a domestic dispute. There were rumors about her granddaughter and a restraining… Read More Flash in the Pan: “Finish Line Crawler”

October 2, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity9 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge: MINE


On MY soapbox with MY stripper shoes. They are all MINE.

October 1, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity10 Comments

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