Before the kids were home for the summer, I was going to the YMCA quite regularly……kickboxing, running, weights and some cycling. Summer hit and that went south quick. BUT………..To my delight, I still lost weight. I guess my move to watered down beer finally made a difference on my waistline. On a whim………I tried on… Read More Can I touch it? Can I touch it?
SO…….This is a conversation I just had with my hubby minutes ago. **RING, RING** Lorre: Hello. Cowboy: (panting) Hey. Lorre: Are you riding your bike right now? Cowboy: Yeah. I just made it up “blah, blah” Hill. Lorre: Is that hard? Cowboy: Yeah. It’s right at “blah blah location”. Lorre: Well…..(interrupted) Cowboy: Gotta go. (hangs ups)… Read More Phone Call
I had a busy holiday weekend. By the time it was over, the internet had gone out. I wasn’t too thrilled about it, but I wasn’t devastated like the Things were. One Thing in particular called me on the intercom 3x to complain and cry (literally) about the Xbox Live being down. It was heartbreaking.… Read More I felt my kid’s pain. Literally…..They were a pain in my ass.
As Mother’s Day approaches, I thought we’d break from the usual nonsense and read some words of potential wisdom. Viewpoints on motherhood and caring for the home: Motherhood is the biggest on-the-job training program in existence today. (Erma Bombeck) God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers (Jewish Proverb) Cleaning your house while your… Read More Mother’s say what?
Don’t be alarmed. I mean it in a good, politically correct way. His mood is contagious. It’s like yawning. Once someone does it, then we all start to yawn. AND…..That is not unlike the yawning you are doing now while reading this. There are people who just don’t get it. Moods are contagious. You… Read More WARNING: He is contagious!
I suppose these pics would be better if I had actually thought of taking BEFORE shots, but my brain didn’t register that idea at the time. SO…..Imagine gramma-lavender walls with fake, vintage-cream tins, holding dried-girlie flowers and an awkward over-the-toilet shelf, with loads of annoying bathroom paraphernalia. NOW….new paint, crazy popping flower art, shelves….blah, blah,… Read More Pimped out for $80.You should see what you get for $100!
No….I’m not going to talk about weight loss now. Besides, one of the last three weighs less than me. Damn bitch! Anyway…..I’m talking about losing Facebook weight. I had 499 virtual Facebook friends. WTF! That’s a bit much for a small town girl like me. I decided to take people off that I have no… Read More Biggest Loser…..not quite
I have to have it every morning. Sometimes I take a break from work just to have it again. Morning, noon, or night. The time doesn’t even matter. It makes me feel so alive. I can’t help myself. It’s hot, dark, and incredibly rich. I can’t stop… Read More Coffee Love
BROTHERLY LOVE Sweatshirts and blue jeans …then suits and ties Hitting girls on the playground …to hitting on them in bars Dreams are larger than life now …then priorities and goals Can’t wait to grow up …then wanting to be a kid again
For those who frequent my blog, you know I am not often serious or a story teller. So, here goes a hot mess of nothing. It won’t win any awards, but it was a fun attempt at something. The word is observe. The definition: to celebrate or solemnize (as a ceremony or festival) in a customary… Read More Trifecta Weekly Challenge: observe
Articles of Absurdity 