Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!
October is Down Syndrome Awareness Month Be Aware: My son is fierce.
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
Mother’s Day is right around the corner and for some, that might bring dread. It could be your mom, mother-in-law or even a grandmother you recognize or force yourself to visit on this day. For those who think their “maternal” person is annoying, smothering, lacking maternal instinct, downright embarrassing, the direct spawn of Satan and so much… Read More You could’ve done worse.
As Mother’s Day approaches, I thought we’d break from the usual nonsense and read some words of potential wisdom. Viewpoints on motherhood and caring for the home: Motherhood is the biggest on-the-job training program in existence today. (Erma Bombeck) God could not be everywhere, so he made mothers (Jewish Proverb) Cleaning your house while your… Read More Mother’s say what?
Articles of Absurdity 