Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.
With fathers like this…….. By Lorre It’s not you, it’s him You don’t need to be prettier You don’t need to be smarter And…you don’t need to be more talented You don’t need to kiss his ass You shouldn’t have to beg for his time and attention It’s not you, it’s him You don’t need… Read More I hope there wasn’t a limit on my carry on bags.
Trapped in a jungle Perfumed with pain I can taste the seduction Suffocating my brain Only the wicked survive Without heartily scars Don’t bother with rules You won’t get very far The fee is your soul For your heart cannot play This game’s for the cunning Love only gets in the way Once ecstasy bits… Read More Trapped In a Jungle (baggage from other blog)
Okay……..So my creativity, if you want to call it that, is being used for another purpose today. I can’t reveal that purpose, because some powerful people may be implicated and it could cause a change in daylight savings time (like it did the last time I spilled the beans). BUT…….Since February is the month of “love”, “women scorned” and… Read More This shit isn’t going to save the environment.
Many emotions and words left unsaid Voice your true feelings It’s too late when you’re dead
I know what you’re thinking and I don’t blame you. A hooker on the street, who clearly needs dental work and a bath is not going to break the bank. They may break your no STD streak though, but only if that’s a concern to you. There’s also that person at work, who gets drunk… Read More Cheap Love: Courtesy of “The Coach”
BUT…..Let’s face it. It is. I can put a dress on a duck and it’s still a duck. It may be a really fucked up looking duck and you will wonder why the hell it has a dress on, but nonetheless, it’s still a duck. SO……Today is Tuesday on my calendar, but to others it… Read More Let’s pretend it’s not just an ordinary day.
Articles of Absurdity 