That day will stay in my brain forever. I was outside in the yard helping mom with the garden. I heard this loud backfire, like a gun or something. It made me jump. Then a crazy looking hippy-van pulled up next door. Smoke was coming from the hood and there was music loud enough to… Read More Flash in the Pan: Lonely
Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.
If you give your elf some alcohol…… He will want to snort coke. If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur. If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a… Read More If you give your elf some alcohol……
After leaving his family, Charlie came home to only a note. Charles, Thanks for getting milk. It would’ve been nice if you brought it back before you left. Don’t worry about the kids or feel guilty. They only cry for you every night. Michael’s therapy is coming along. The shrink says he might be able… Read More Flash in the Pan: Book
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
I haven’t been around much lately. NOT much blogging and not much/if any blog reading. BUT……My Facebook friends have seen too much of me lately. (Thanks Google Images) WHY No Bloggie? I enrolled in an online training course. I have a year to complete this, but I am trying to finish in 6 months. Momma… Read More Facehooking: Quickie or Bust
It’s designed just to piss you off To confuse To depress To control To break It’s a teaser, a trick Screw you and your mind-fuck What a prick Just a bitch of a time warp Keep it straight Lay down low Stand up tall Wait your turn It’s a jump in the line With these… Read More Life Scream
In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s design and apply A language shunt To redirect Your pompous stunt That makes you the lead In… Read More 4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
By: Disassociated Press-on-Nails NO WHERE IMPORTANT — One of the Big Tobacco companies is set to release it’s new line of cigarettes, Marlbooro, just in time for Halloween. The name was a stroke of genius, implying the obvious. These cigarettes are scary as shit. “With the need to be the leader in this market, it was time… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG