Cancer can suck it!
Originally posted on An Open Apology:
Dear stranger, When you asked me “how far along are you?,” and I answered “I’m not!,” as in “I am not pregnant”, your elderly ears could not hear me, so I had to repeat myself. The five other strangers standing in line with us were doing their best to pretend…
My friend, started a site: An Open Apology. Anyone is invited to write and submit a letter. It could be to your ex, your boss, your mom, or even your pet. And…..It can be stone cold serious or full of humor. Whatever helps you get the words out……. Without further ado, here is the apology… Read More Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as devastating and magical, if not more. My four kids like me without resorting to bribes….yet. My… Read More It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your age. How bold! We understand your life sucks pretty hard.… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense
There can’t possibly be that many problems without solutions. Who has the last copy of Problem Solving for Dummies book? I think we’re gonna need it. FIRED UP: I just read this from a mother of a 6-year-old boy. "I still pray every night for him to be free of Down Syndrome, that is one… Read More Fired Up On Facebook
Due to distractions, I wasn’t going to write anything tonight, but I couldn’t help myself. Sometimes a situation or a person with a narcissistic personality disorder warrants a post to be born. In this case, it would be the latter. To celebrate my anniversary I posted Jodie Foster inspired me. It seems that one of… Read More Someone got dementia in the divorces, but it wasn’t me.
My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
I’m sorry to overwhelm you with my incessant flashing, but I wrote these a bit back and never posted. Get comfy and prepare yourself to be entertained or bored to death. Either way, you might be at your computer longer than expected. These were submitted to the M3 Flash Challenge (Flash in the Pan) Winter… Read More I can’t stop flashing you.
I met my best friend while putting out a fire, or so I thought. Smoke was coming from my neighbor’s cellar. I ran over and felt the door. It wasn’t hot, so I figured I could handle it and be a hero. Their hose was nearby. I went over, turned it on, threw the door… Read More Flash in the Pan: Happiness