I haven’t been around much lately. NOT much blogging and not much/if any blog reading. BUT……My Facebook friends have seen too much of me lately. (Thanks Google Images) WHY No Bloggie? I enrolled in an online training course. I have a year to complete this, but I am trying to finish in 6 months. Momma… Read More Facehooking: Quickie or Bust
In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s design and apply A language shunt To redirect Your pompous stunt That makes you the lead In… Read More 4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
PEOPLE: Please clean your water reservoirs on a regular basis. NO………That is not a fancy term for lady or man parts. This morning, while making my usual pot of coffee, I noticed a small particle floating in my water reservoir. I poured the water into a bowl and was quite disgusted. Praise the Lord for Lasik, or… Read More Cream, sugar, or bacterial biofilm with your coffee?
Hey gangstas! Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m right there with him (minus a year and a month). BUT……Here we are, kickin’ it until we… Read More Reunions: Minus the Hairspray
Before the kids were home for the summer, I was going to the YMCA quite regularly……kickboxing, running, weights and some cycling. Summer hit and that went south quick. BUT………..To my delight, I still lost weight. I guess my move to watered down beer finally made a difference on my waistline. On a whim………I tried on… Read More Can I touch it? Can I touch it?
That’s right people. No warning, no protection and no lubricant to ease the pain. BUT……….Thank the lord. No gerbils either. I mean really, who does that shit (pun intended) to a defenseless little animal? Screaming wouldn’t do any good. After all, I asked for it in my own way. Thankfully, the healing has begun and I… Read More It got behind me in a big way and I got screwed.
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How many times have we heard “It’s not you. It’s me.” in movies or real life? AND………Then it wraps up with the line about being friends. BUT………..What if being friendly is the problem? How about we switch it around. It is the other person and fuck forget being friends. I’m not talking about romantic relationships here.… Read More It’s not me. IT’S YOU!