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….random observations, personal revelations and other junk-ations

Category: Life Crap

Friday Frenzy: While you were sleeping.


So….It’s been about 159 Fridays since I’ve posted one of these and about 77 since I’ve posted at all. BUT …. If you were in hibernation ….. it just doesn’t add up the same way. My last post was in March of 2014 and then …. the shit storm hit. It was one of those… Read More Friday Frenzy: While you were sleeping.

August 14, 2015August 14, 2015 ArticlesofAbsurdity12 Comments

Throwback Thursday? How about Bludgeon Thursday instead?


In honor of Throwback Thursday, I thought I’d throw back a few old posts. How many you ask? 245 As many of you already know, all of my original posts were temporarily removed in order to wipe my blog slate clean for my public declaration regarding my walk with Christ. Temporarily removing my work was… Read More Throwback Thursday? How about Bludgeon Thursday instead?

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity14 Comments

I don’t


I don’t dare – Feel like this will never end All the pain…. All the hurt…. Despite the will to bend I don’t think – Time will ever change That way…. That look…. The cards are all arranged I don’t know – The path that this will take What length… What light…. Will magnify mistakes… Read More I don’t

January 4, 2014January 4, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity11 Comments

Cancer can suck it!

June 6, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity3 Comments

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.


My friend, started a site: An Open Apology. Anyone is invited to write and submit a letter. It could be to your ex, your boss, your mom, or even your pet. And…..It can be stone cold serious or full of humor. Whatever helps you get the words out……. Without further ado, here is the apology… Read More Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

April 23, 2013December 31, 2013 ArticlesofAbsurdity12 Comments

Fired Up On Facebook


There can’t possibly be that many problems without solutions. Who has the last copy of Problem Solving for Dummies book? I think we’re gonna need it. FIRED UP: I just read this from a mother of a 6-year-old boy. "I still pray every night for him to be free of Down Syndrome, that is one… Read More Fired Up On Facebook

March 5, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity14 Comments

Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.


SO…….Thing 1 (12-years-old) was watching reality television with me last night. It doesn’t seem surprising that reality TV would lend itself to sexual issues, but we weren’t  watching Bad Girls or The Bachelor/ette. AND…….Big Brother doesn’t come on for a few more months. I thought I was safe, but clearly, I was wrong. WE WERE… Read More Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.

January 31, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity24 Comments

Jodie Foster inspired me.


Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.

January 17, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity28 Comments

Today’s Status: facebook


January 10, 2013January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity5 Comments

Stop, Drop and Roll


  No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll

November 15, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity6 Comments

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