(Left to right: My Bro, Me and My Sis) Once sweatshirts and blue jeans… now suits and ties. Once hitting boys on the playground… to hitting on boys at the bars. Once dreams were larger than life… now you have priorities and goals. You couldn’t wait to grow up… and now all you want to… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Nostalgic
Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog: writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling electric blankets to Satan……..I’ve decided to create a new blog. It’s going to be hard to believe, but I love posting pics of my… Read More My New Blog
My DNA? 50%
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
October is Down Syndrome Awareness Month Be Aware: My son is fierce.
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
There is an unintentional Part Two to this posting: Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue. I’m not certain about the answer to that question, but I’m going to go with NO! Although? (possible lyrics based on today’s 25th phone call to me) ************************************** We call you on phone and annoy you at home… Read More Outsourcing our scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood music?
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby.
Don’t be alarmed. I mean it in a good, politically correct way. His mood is contagious. It’s like yawning. Once someone does it, then we all start to yawn. AND…..That is not unlike the yawning you are doing now while reading this. There are people who just don’t get it. Moods are contagious. You… Read More WARNING: He is contagious!