No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
Shocking as it may seem………I am not a fan of cop killing, gay bashing or racist songs. To be blunt, they seem pretty fucking unnecessary to me. OH……….Did I fail to mention how ignorant they are? I suppose there are people, who think these songs are super cool and badass, but there are also people… Read More Songs about killing and hatred……Does someone need a hug?
SO…….I had great plans when I started this blog. Let me go over some of them. Workout/Lose Weight: I have stepped up my game and lost some weight, but that isn’t hard when stepping it up means getting your ass off the couch a few more times than usual. I’m still staying up way too… Read More I can’t do it all, but somehow, I don’t think that was a secret.
Here I am, 42 years old with a 20 month old. When he’s 18, I’ll be……well…….old. My energy is not what it once. SO…..I was thinking about those teen moms. You have something interesting to post on Facebook. You get to go shopping for more clothes. Easy to lose weight and get girlie figure back.… Read More Teen Pregnancy: Brilliance or Dumbass Mistake?
I had a busy holiday weekend. By the time it was over, the internet had gone out. I wasn’t too thrilled about it, but I wasn’t devastated like the Things were. One Thing in particular called me on the intercom 3x to complain and cry (literally) about the Xbox Live being down. It was heartbreaking.… Read More I felt my kid’s pain. Literally…..They were a pain in my ass.
It’s that time again. Life wasn’t as thrilling this week, so forgive me, but I’m going to fill the void with graphics. (Google Images: mommysaidaswearword and Google for all other pics) I spent almost $100 this week at the hair salon. Can I call it a salon when it’s in the same strip mall as… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/18/12)
Yeah…..We’ve all made it through another week and if you know someone who hasn’t, then….I guess that statement was inaccurate and insensitive…SO….Let’s correct that one. Yeah…..Almost all of us have made it through another week. I’ve learned that: My husband is a mother fucker. No seriously, he is. I am a mother and we have… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/4/12)
Courtesy of Merriam-Webster 1fren·zy noun \ˈfren-zē\ pluralfrenzies Definition of FRENZY 1 a: a temporary madness b: a violent mental or emotional agitation 2 : intense usually wild and often disorderly compulsive or agitated activity <a shopping frenzy> So…..Now it’s time for me to bitch, moan, groan….NO…..it’s not going to be that type of posting. Imaginary… Read More Friday Frenzy
I know what you’re thinking and I don’t blame you. A hooker on the street, who clearly needs dental work and a bath is not going to break the bank. They may break your no STD streak though, but only if that’s a concern to you. There’s also that person at work, who gets drunk… Read More Cheap Love: Courtesy of “The Coach”
I have the book 1001 Ways To Be ROMANTIC, which I was tempted to give to Goodwill (because everyone needs loving), but it’s great material. The author, Gregory J.P. Godek labels himself, America’s Romance Coach. I’ve never heard of him so I’m not sure how long he’s been coaching us, here in America. Do we have an American Olympic Romance… Read More For the saps………….