There’s no shame in admitting that it’s one of the perks. SO…..To all the wonderful fathers, who love their children and are there for them….. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! AND……….To the fathers who are deadbeats, don’t pay child support, don’t pay attention to their children, do unspeakable harm or are just plain nonexistent……I’m going to thank… Read More DAD: Happy Tax Deduction Day!
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
Easter is now here Christ and egg hunts do not mix Candy cross children? We missed church today The kids do not understand Bunnies rule today Let’s celebrate life With yellow marshmallow chicks For death we roast them Thanks for the rise dude Hallmark is your biggest fan You should make them tithe
Many moons ago, my Icelandic friend game me a book of sayings. The book, The Sayings of the Vikings, consists of short poems (proverbs/wisdom) translated into English. Let’s see if there is anything we can sink our teeth into as we approach another holiday destined to bring family and friends together to eat and argue.… Read More Vikings: Raiding while philosophizing?
Many emotions and words left unsaid Voice your true feelings It’s too late when you’re dead
I know what you’re thinking and I don’t blame you. A hooker on the street, who clearly needs dental work and a bath is not going to break the bank. They may break your no STD streak though, but only if that’s a concern to you. There’s also that person at work, who gets drunk… Read More Cheap Love: Courtesy of “The Coach”
I have the book 1001 Ways To Be ROMANTIC, which I was tempted to give to Goodwill (because everyone needs loving), but it’s great material. The author, Gregory J.P. Godek labels himself, America’s Romance Coach. I’ve never heard of him so I’m not sure how long he’s been coaching us, here in America. Do we have an American Olympic Romance… Read More For the saps………….
BUT…..Let’s face it. It is. I can put a dress on a duck and it’s still a duck. It may be a really fucked up looking duck and you will wonder why the hell it has a dress on, but nonetheless, it’s still a duck. SO……Today is Tuesday on my calendar, but to others it… Read More Let’s pretend it’s not just an ordinary day.
He’s not my friend. He’s my husband October 27th, 2011 Disclaimer: If you and your spouse are besties, you may be offended by this. Too fucking bad. I hear a lot of people say their spouse is their best friend. On Facebook, there are a myriad of posts announcing “On this day blah, blah years ago,… Read More Reheated Leftovers: Like the networks, enjoy the rerun!
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