To all the assholes Thanks for being who you are You make us look good Keep up the fine work You are a great role model For how not to act Oh..did I forget Your co-worker thanks you too Promotion is his Oh…did I forget Your ex wants to thank you too Better without you Oh…did I… Read More Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.
Here you are again Making your presence too clear On my end of things It should be enough That we live in the same place You need more than that And apparently… You need to meet my neighbors Right up to their door An introduction As if we are together This is disturbing Meet your own neighbors… Read More Haiku Sunday: It’s a story in Haiku. So sue me.
Easter is now here Christ and egg hunts do not mix Candy cross children? We missed church today The kids do not understand Bunnies rule today Let’s celebrate life With yellow marshmallow chicks For death we roast them Thanks for the rise dude Hallmark is your biggest fan You should make them tithe
Finally I wrote Some haiku for you to read It’s too bad it sucks
She said “Clean your room” Two weeks, I didn’t believe Mom sure kept her word She hopes I clean it I hope to get my bed back Hope won’t get it done Time to get cracking The couch, not comfortable Hope springs eternal To anyone who thinks her room looks good or I was harsh: This was… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Hope with Haiku Sunday (shaken, not stirred)
Too easy to hide Winter weight is killing me Release me springtime
Articles of Absurdity 