Shocking as it may seem………I am not a fan of cop killing, gay bashing or racist songs. To be blunt, they seem pretty fucking unnecessary to me. OH……….Did I fail to mention how ignorant they are? I suppose there are people, who think these songs are super cool and badass, but there are also people… Read More Songs about killing and hatred……Does someone need a hug?
SO…….I had great plans when I started this blog. Let me go over some of them. Workout/Lose Weight: I have stepped up my game and lost some weight, but that isn’t hard when stepping it up means getting your ass off the couch a few more times than usual. I’m still staying up way too… Read More I can’t do it all, but somehow, I don’t think that was a secret.
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
OMG! This is an awkward follow-up to my earlier posting Outsourcing scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood Music? Read First!!!! NOW…….There was not supposed to be a follow-up, but those mothers called me back again. They are relentless. I could have just hung up, but I wanted to ask them some more questions to… Read More Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue.
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
To all the assholes Thanks for being who you are You make us look good Keep up the fine work You are a great role model For how not to act Oh..did I forget Your co-worker thanks you too Promotion is his Oh…did I forget Your ex wants to thank you too Better without you Oh…did I… Read More Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.
OKAY…….My bad. I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning. I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life. PLUS…… I so don’t want to go… Read More Failure to Launch: Friday Frenzy (yesterday)
I find it fascinating and disturbing, the search terms that people have used to find my blog. Sadly, it seems hardly anyone actually uses the name of my blog. Instead they use such terms as: any variation of a person/persons of varying ages tied up: Let me just say: This is not and never will… Read More Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick