My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
There’s no shame in admitting that it’s one of the perks. SO…..To all the wonderful fathers, who love their children and are there for them….. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! AND……….To the fathers who are deadbeats, don’t pay child support, don’t pay attention to their children, do unspeakable harm or are just plain nonexistent……I’m going to thank… Read More DAD: Happy Tax Deduction Day!
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