Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.
SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
TOP NEWS STORIES Since the scandal at Penn State, other cases have come to light. At this time, the seven dwarfs ae denying any sexual misconduct with the underaged Snow White, but do admit to her residing in their home. She ran away and the dwarfs took her in, but only if she agreed to cook,… Read More Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
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