SO……Here are some of my observations, thoughts and just plain updates. I know…….It’s what you’ve all been waiting for. (Thanks again for the pics Google Images) I get that it’s super hot outside, and you are a man, so it isn’t illegal…….BUT……It should be. I will admit to the practice of beer gut discrimination,… Read More 2 Days Late: Not pregnant, just Friday Frenzy (6/29/12)
I don’t know people. It’s a close one. Hey Ladies: Did you know that you can do more with cucumbers than……Ummmm…….make a salad? It’s true. With the help of my wise friends, Mr. and Mrs. Trapped Wolf, I have made pickles (dill, sweet, sandwich). AND…..Since no one has lived long enough to know how… Read More Friday Frenzy (6/15/12): Read This or Watch Paint Dry
I missed the last Friday Frenzy because I am a pathetic slackass! I’ve decided I’m a freaking genius. I’ve learned how to save money, prevent diseases and embarrass my kids at the same time. It’s a triple win folks! AND…..In case you’re wondering, I don’t mean by telling my kids about grownups kissing and wrestling… Read More (Friday Frenzy x Friday Frenzy)² = Nothing Good on 6/1/12
OKAY…….My bad. I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning. I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life. PLUS…… I so don’t want to go… Read More Failure to Launch: Friday Frenzy (yesterday)
It’s that time again. Life wasn’t as thrilling this week, so forgive me, but I’m going to fill the void with graphics. (Google Images: mommysaidaswearword and Google for all other pics) I spent almost $100 this week at the hair salon. Can I call it a salon when it’s in the same strip mall as… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/18/12)
It’s that time again people. I am super excited about my earnings with WordPress. Every since they put ads on my page, I’ve been raking it in. SO FAR…..I’ve made 0.98¢. My wrists hurt from kickboxing class. WTF! Of course, my ankles are in excrutiating pain after a few rounds of paper, rocks, scissors……AND….Don’t… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/11/12)
Yeah…..We’ve all made it through another week and if you know someone who hasn’t, then….I guess that statement was inaccurate and insensitive…SO….Let’s correct that one. Yeah…..Almost all of us have made it through another week. I’ve learned that: My husband is a mother fucker. No seriously, he is. I am a mother and we have… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/4/12)
Courtesy of Merriam-Webster 1fren·zy noun \ˈfren-zē\ pluralfrenzies Definition of FRENZY 1 a: a temporary madness b: a violent mental or emotional agitation 2 : intense usually wild and often disorderly compulsive or agitated activity <a shopping frenzy> So…..Now it’s time for me to bitch, moan, groan….NO…..it’s not going to be that type of posting. Imaginary… Read More Friday Frenzy
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