In honor of Throwback Thursday, I thought I’d throw back a few old posts. How many you ask? 245 As many of you already know, all of my original posts were temporarily removed in order to wipe my blog slate clean for my public declaration regarding my walk with Christ. Temporarily removing my work was… Read More Throwback Thursday? How about Bludgeon Thursday instead?
43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as devastating and magical, if not more. My four kids like me without resorting to bribes….yet. My… Read More It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
It’s rather deceiving, but you have empties believing Belief in your word that gives most people GERD They ignore the shrew, deep inside of you But why? It’s a means to a screw Legs that can’t be held together with surgical glue * And you with your smile, like a crocodile No substance to offer,… Read More It’s rather deceiving……
SO…….Thing 1 (12-years-old) was watching reality television with me last night. It doesn’t seem surprising that reality TV would lend itself to sexual issues, but we weren’t watching Bad Girls or The Bachelor/ette. AND…….Big Brother doesn’t come on for a few more months. I thought I was safe, but clearly, I was wrong. WE WERE… Read More Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.
My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second thought is: “Smashup!” I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut… Read More Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog: writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling electric blankets to Satan……..I’ve decided to create a new blog. It’s going to be hard to believe, but I love posting pics of my… Read More My New Blog
My DNA? 50%
I haven’t been around much lately. NOT much blogging and not much/if any blog reading. BUT……My Facebook friends have seen too much of me lately. (Thanks Google Images) WHY No Bloggie? I enrolled in an online training course. I have a year to complete this, but I am trying to finish in 6 months. Momma… Read More Facehooking: Quickie or Bust
It’s designed just to piss you off To confuse To depress To control To break It’s a teaser, a trick Screw you and your mind-fuck What a prick Just a bitch of a time warp Keep it straight Lay down low Stand up tall Wait your turn It’s a jump in the line With these… Read More Life Scream