Apparently, Twindaddy isn’t doing such a hot job of hiding his crack addiction. How do I know? Well……He gave me the ABC Award. That’s how. Awesome Blog Content! Seriously? Clearly, only a crack addict would think such nonsense. But hey……..You gotta be loved by somebody, right??!!?? Per this award, one has to list (by alphabet)… Read More Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.
Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship almost completely sober, 100% drug-free and without stuffing my face with Crisco frosted Twinkies. We’ve had our ups and down. We… Read More Jodie Foster inspired me.
Before full-blown Alzheimer’s sets in, I need to acknowledge awards presented to me by some fine bloggers. I’m ashamed to say, some were given at the turn of the century and I have yet to show my appreciation. I kind of feel like Sissy Spacek in the 1976 movie Carrie. All of a sudden these awards are bestowed on me and I’m expecting… Read More I got nothing, except a bunch of excuses.
After I completed my award post last night, fellow blogger mj monaghan was working on a similar post about the awards he has received. Much to my surprise, he awarded me with the Versatile Blogger award. I want to thank him for the recognition and I would like to defer to my earlier postings (because I’m a lazy… Read More The coffin had a screw loose. This should do it though.
For the safety of all readers: Paper links were used in this posting, as opposed to chain links. I wouldn’t want anyone to hurt themselves trying to navigate through all of them. Some time ago, I was given several awards. Little by little I’ve chipped away at my responsibilities. This post will be the nail that shuts the… Read More Slackass has entered the building: Awards Final Phase IV
This won’t be as tantalizing as the title may show. I received some awards some time back (Blog Awards with Barbies), and one of the requirements is to tell things about myself people may or may not know. So….That is the truth part. The dare part is that this is information you probably don’t want to… Read More Truth or Dare: Awards Phase III
I’m finally gettting around to fulfilling my duties as an award participant. A few days ago, I posted Blog Awards with Barbies, which was phase one of this process. I received awards from some wonderful people. Thanks again to zendictive, Momma’s Money Matters, The Wild Pomegranate and Aurora Morealist. If you haven’t stopped by their… Read More It’s a process: Awards Phase II
I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog. Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the… Read More Blog Awards with Barbies
I feel like I’ve neglected my blogging duties lately. I’m blaming the location of my computer on the slacking. On the upside: I have a great desk, which I love. It’s a dinosaur that I bought for $20 from our local thrift shop. Four drawers pull out to 2 feet in length and there are 2 pull-out shelves… Read More Making an appearance…………..
Really? Am I on Candid Camera? Okay fellow bloggers. This is really going to my head now. Believe it or not people, I have been given another award by a gracious and wonderful blogger (Steve), My Next Date, who just received the 7 x 7 Link Award from me. The Liebster Blog Award recognizes blogs that have… Read More Awards must be falling from the sky.
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