Still taking a …
Still taking a sabbatical from this blog. If you care, I’m sorry. If you don’t, you’re welcome. Working on ADoseofJustice.com and “stuff”.
Author: ArticlesofAbsurdity
I am a work in progress. Each time I think I'm done, I need another rewrite. I'm humorous, or so I'm told. And.....My birth defect is sarcasm. Love me or hate me. Here I am!
Wordless Wednesday: Just put a diaper on it.
Wordless Wednesday: CRAZY
Weekly Photo Challenge: Nostalgic
(Left to right: My Bro, Me and My Sis) Once sweatshirts and blue jeans… now suits and ties. Once hitting boys on the playground… to hitting on boys at the bars. Once dreams were larger than life… now you have priorities and goals. You couldn’t wait to grow up… and now all you want to… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Nostalgic
Cancer can suck it!
Woman NOT Apologizing for Being Overweight
Originally posted on An Open Apology:
Dear stranger, When you asked me “how far along are you?,” and I answered “I’m not!,” as in “I am not pregnant”, your elderly ears could not hear me, so I had to repeat myself. The five other strangers standing in line with us were doing their best to pretend…
Ruminating The Rumors
A lie is a horrible thing, but a lie with wings is even worse. It flies as far and high as possible, wreaking havoc and destroying lives, or at least….trying to. These pretty little birds of flight are known as RUMORS. No one has successfully avoided the rumor mill. You either created a rumor, helped… Read More Ruminating The Rumors
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
My friend, started a site: An Open Apology. Anyone is invited to write and submit a letter. It could be to your ex, your boss, your mom, or even your pet. And…..It can be stone cold serious or full of humor. Whatever helps you get the words out……. Without further ado, here is the apology… Read More Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.
Apparently, Twindaddy isn’t doing such a hot job of hiding his crack addiction. How do I know? Well……He gave me the ABC Award. That’s how. Awesome Blog Content! Seriously? Clearly, only a crack addict would think such nonsense. But hey……..You gotta be loved by somebody, right??!!?? Per this award, one has to list (by alphabet)… Read More Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.
It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as devastating and magical, if not more. My four kids like me without resorting to bribes….yet. My… Read More It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
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