My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”.
Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray.
Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure.
AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress.
My second thought is: “Smashup!”
I want to do what Reese’s did for peanut butter and chocolate.
Idea: Let’s put two things together and make something magical.
Condoms and Glasses
Still don’t see where this is going?
(Please help me come up with a wonderful name for this new product.)
They deploy at the exact moment of visual arousal.
Why do we need these you ask?
For those women, you know the ones……..
”I get pregnant every time someone looks at me.”
We have to have some type of protection, some type of birth control for men who have the power to release microscopic sperm from their eyes. This is quite an epidemic people. It is also quite reckless. It’s astonishing how many children are brought into this world because someone looked at their momma in the wrong way. What’s even more disturbing is this: How does that child even know who his/her daddy is? It’s going to take a retinal scan on the Maury Povich show to straighten that shit out. AND seriously……The chances of finding the “baby daddy” are pretty slim. God help you if you are identified as giving someone “the pregnant eye”. You can look forward to child support for that kid and probably hundreds more. If you are capable of giving the pregnant eye to one, then chances are, you’ve given it to another. Aren’t their enough excuses to put kids in therapy without adding this to the list?
SO…Let’s come up with a fabulous name.
Let’s get this product out in the world.
AND…Let’s start protecting ourselves.
I wonder what the Sharks would think?