If you give your elf some alcohol……
He will want to snort coke.
If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur.
If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a rag doll.
If the dinosaur gets angry and tosses him around like a rag doll, then the elf will get excited, since he is hyped up on coke, and start to jack himself off.
If he jacks himself off, then he will want to dress up like a girl to balance out the testosterone from playing with a dinosaur while grabbing his own junk.
After dressing up like a girl, he will need more alcohol to drown the fact he is a fucked up mess.