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No Parking
Drop Off Only
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You: Ice, Me: Zamboni
Floorboard to curb
Ain’t that far
Your kids got this
Keep your ass in the car
Drop off only
Not for stalking your kid
It’s for trusting parents
Who let them eat without bibs
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And don’t slow us down more
To open the trunk
With backpacks inside
Can’t your kids hold their junk?
Unless it’s a clown car
Needing room for more brats?
The trunk is off limits
And that friend is that
I’ll make an exception
For a body to hide
You can stop very briefly
To tuck it inside
Stop, drop and roll
Next time in the lane
But minus the stop
Or you’ll drive me insane
Articles of Absurdity 
How very witty of you, I like this one a lot especially
the body in the trunk bit, but then you already figured
that I would so no surprises there then 🙂 lol
Have a poetically exciting rest of weekend Lorre 😉
Andro xxx
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I did think you would like the body.
Have a wicked weekend and no bodies in the trunk.
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The overt joys of carpool. I so do not miss those days. xxx Condolences.
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The most annoying ones, let their kids out of the car and then stay in park while they wave to them for about 2 minutes. I think the gym teacher (monitor at that time) should throw dodge balls at them.
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Or make them move the cars and do laps.
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I think I’ll yell these suggestions out to him tomorrow morning when I’m doing my penance.
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