Since I’m doing such a great job on this blog: writing daily posts, reading and commenting in a timely manner, visiting and commenting on other blogs regularly, selling ice to the Eskimos, selling electric blankets to Satan……..I’ve decided to create a new blog. It’s going to be hard to believe, but I love posting pics of my… Read More My New Blog
After leaving his family, Charlie came home to only a note. Charles, Thanks for getting milk. It would’ve been nice if you brought it back before you left. Don’t worry about the kids or feel guilty. They only cry for you every night. Michael’s therapy is coming along. The shrink says he might be able… Read More Flash in the Pan: Book
My DNA? 50%
No Parking Drop Off Only Sync to memory You: Ice, Me: Zamboni Floorboard to curb Ain’t that far Your kids got this Keep your ass in the car Drop off only Not for stalking your kid It’s for trusting parents Who let them eat without bibs And don’t slow us down more To open… Read More Stop, Drop and Roll
I haven’t been around much lately. NOT much blogging and not much/if any blog reading. BUT……My Facebook friends have seen too much of me lately. (Thanks Google Images) WHY No Bloggie? I enrolled in an online training course. I have a year to complete this, but I am trying to finish in 6 months. Momma… Read More Facehooking: Quickie or Bust
It’s designed just to piss you off To confuse To depress To control To break It’s a teaser, a trick Screw you and your mind-fuck What a prick Just a bitch of a time warp Keep it straight Lay down low Stand up tall Wait your turn It’s a jump in the line With these… Read More Life Scream
Articles of Absurdity 