In places near
And places far
You may be revered
As a shining star
I picture you dressed
Feathers and tar?
Let’s get WD-40
To raise your bar
Please allow me this time
To be uncomfortably blunt
Let’s design and apply
A language shunt
To redirect
Your pompous stunt
That makes you the lead
In the role of cunt
Articles of Absurdity 
In all sincerity, I pray to Almighty God that I never…ever get on your bad side.
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What? I am a big ole sweetie.
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Now that was quite good. So much more fun that all the smarmy love poems I have read lately.
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I’m glad I could spice things up for you.
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Nice! Did the target get the point?
(Unless it was me. Was it me? It wasn’t me, right?)
*Crap*
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No. They don’t even know me or my blog.
I was set off today by someone who responded after I did on a comment post. It was very clear their unkind ramblings were about me and my comment.
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Don’t worry it was just a twat with a keyboard
and I have seen loads of those on my travels 😦
I am pleased that you put them straight…
Andro xxx
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I doubt they know, but it made me feel better.
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I would have added a comment for them 🙂
Andro xxx
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(:
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My least favourite 4 letter word but I have never heard it used so eloquently. I like this beaver solution 😉
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Yes. I agree the word is quite vile and I barely think of it, but SOMETIMES…..I can’t help myself.
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There is always one I know that…
Actually I have a reply copied out
somewhere, I will have to shake
off the cobwebs and perhaps even
add it as an extra page 🙂 lol
I like your style…
Andro xxx
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Thanks. I might write a few more of these crazy “Say Whatever” poems.
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I hope that you do as
you have a real flair for it 🙂
Andro xxx
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Thanks.
They are easier than writing a regular post and I’ve been slack on those….so……
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Hey quality over quantity is always the best 🙂
Andro xxx
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