Hey gangstas!
Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m right there with him (minus a year and a month). BUT……Here we are, kickin’ it until we kick it.
First………I want to say how great it was to go to a reunion that wasn’t mine. WHY, YOU ASK? Because……..There was no pressure to be anything other than myself, or some version of it, and I milked it until the cow cried for mercy. No one knew me. No expectations. Momma likes it when the bar is set low.
I didn’t know the popular from the unpopular. SO……….I wasn’t tempted to kiss anyone’s ass for a hug or a smile. NOR………did I huddle in a corner to gossip and point at people.I went to the bathroom to do that shit. After all, I’m a fucking lady. NOW………I’m not saying that anyone did those things at this reunion, but I’m not saying they didn’t. The point is: It was stress-free for me and I didn’t notice anything beyond my own good time.
OKAY………I lied. I noticed one person at the reunion had changed quite a bit. AND………for the better. You see……….the yearbook pics were put on everyone’s name tag, kind of like the “before” and “after” shots. I’ll admit to talking some trash about one guy’s pic, but only because he was so unrecognizable to me and a lot of other people. Seriously! I wanted to have sex with him.
I managed to get a hold of his wife’s yearbook pic. Since her graduation, she managed to tweeze her Groucho Marx brows and tone down the “Aqua Net” over spray look. Don’t get me wrong. She wasn’t a Victoria Secret model, but I’d allow her in the room with me and that makeover dude.
Here are their “before” and “after” pics:
Articles of Absurdity 
Isn’t amazing how we thing we are so hot when we are 18, but really we aren’t all that. We are so much better 25 years later!
Ya’ll are the bomb and a bag of chips.
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I agree…..a lot of people seem to look better wtih age. Not all…but a lot.
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Dudes lookin good.
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Is the dudette chopped liver?
I know….I know…..Time was good to us.
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You have always been beautiful, but I must say you both have gotten better with age!
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It really helps when you start off with room to improve. We better jump in the formaldehyde before time takes it all back.
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HUSH!!!! I don’t remember my 25th….so, don’t give me this old stuff……
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Old age takes a toll on the memory.
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You’re not old enough to claim that…..
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Not quite….
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I feel 100 today……thanks for making me smile
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You guys look great! There wasn’t anything wrong with the looks at the time but you have certainly gone the way of fine wine, just gotten better with age.
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The tide will soon turn.
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you would be just as wicked at your own reunion
and definitely a gal with style i know that 🙂 Hey so
while you weren’t tempted to kiss anyone’s ass for
a hug what else did you get up to, go on you can
tell me all the juicy bits 😉 lol Kidding don’t worry 😉
By the way you look great… Both I mean, wow I
had better make a hasty retreat before I get into
trouble or something 😉 🙂 lol With maturity comes
a certain panache don’t you think? 🙂
Have a lovely weekend Lorre 😉
Andro xxx
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You’re fine. It’s always okay to speak your mind here, even if it is scandalous and/or wicked. Maybe I’ll post the video or we’ll just keep it on that…well…you know….special paid for site.
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Okay I will be
over there in five 😉 lmao
Andro xxx
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Ha, Ha…..I’m sure you will.
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I’m not kidding either,
now where is it again? 😉 lol
Hope you are very well and
having a fun time Lorre 😉
Andro xxx
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