Reunions: Minus the Hairspray

Hey gangstas!

Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m right there with him (minus a year and a month). BUT……Here we are, kickin’ it until we kick it.

First………I want to say how great it was to go to a reunion that wasn’t mine. WHY, YOU ASK? Because……..There was no pressure to beΒ anything other than myself, or some version of it, and I milked it until the cow cried for mercy. No one knew me. No expectations. Momma likes it when the bar is set low.

I didn’t know the popular from the unpopular. SO……….I wasn’t tempted to kiss anyone’s ass for a hug or a smile. NOR………did I huddle in a corner to gossip and point at people.I went to the bathroom to do that shit. After all, I’m a fucking lady. NOW………I’m not saying that anyone did those things at this reunion, but I’m not saying they didn’t. The point is: It was stress-free for me and I didn’t notice anything beyond my own good time.

OKAY………I lied. I noticed one person at the reunion had changed quite a bit. AND………for the better. You see……….the yearbook pics were put on everyone’s name tag, kind of like the “before” and “after” shots. I’ll admit to talking some trash about one guy’s pic, but only because he was so unrecognizable to me and a lot of other people. Seriously! I wanted to have sex with him.

I managed to get a hold of his wife’s yearbook pic. Since her graduation, she managed to tweeze her Groucho Marx brows and tone down the “Aqua Net” over spray look. Don’t get me wrong. She wasn’t a Victoria Secret model, but I’d allow her in the room with me and that makeover dude.

Here are their “before” and “after” pics:

Tim and Lorre Graduation

Tim and Lorre Reunion 1

18 thoughts on “Reunions: Minus the Hairspray

  1. You guys look great! There wasn’t anything wrong with the looks at the time but you have certainly gone the way of fine wine, just gotten better with age.


  2. you would be just as wicked at your own reunion
    and definitely a gal with style i know that πŸ™‚ Hey so
    while you weren’t tempted to kiss anyone’s ass for
    a hug what else did you get up to, go on you can
    tell me all the juicy bits πŸ˜‰ lol Kidding don’t worry πŸ˜‰
    By the way you look great… Both I mean, wow I
    had better make a hasty retreat before I get into
    trouble or something πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚ lol With maturity comes
    a certain panache don’t you think? πŸ™‚

    Have a lovely weekend Lorre πŸ˜‰

    Andro xxx


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