In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s design and apply A language shunt To redirect Your pompous stunt That makes you the lead In… Read More 4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
By: Disassociated Press-on-Nails NO WHERE IMPORTANT — One of the Big Tobacco companies is set to release it’s new line of cigarettes, Marlbooro, just in time for Halloween. The name was a stroke of genius, implying the obvious. These cigarettes are scary as shit. “With the need to be the leader in this market, it was time… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: BIG
Many moons ago, my son asked if the Easter bunny was real. he said he really, really wanted to know. After telling him no, he said he knew it. After all, a big bunny hopping around bringing baskets is ridiculous. He got his little sister. They wanted to know if Santa was real. Again, they really wanted to know. I gave a great… Read More Mom is a f’ing liar!
October is Down Syndrome Awareness Month Be Aware: My son is fierce.
PEOPLE: Please clean your water reservoirs on a regular basis. NO………That is not a fancy term for lady or man parts. This morning, while making my usual pot of coffee, I noticed a small particle floating in my water reservoir. I poured the water into a bowl and was quite disgusted. Praise the Lord for Lasik, or… Read More Cream, sugar, or bacterial biofilm with your coffee?
Forgive the crappy pic. I have a dumb phone (by choice) and don’t carry my smart camera with me. SO……….There we were, hubby and me, having a heated debate about something stupid. Our arguments are pointless, but “mood swing” relationships keep the good times going. ANYWAY……..We’re in the parking lot of Walmart (where I should… Read More All roads lead to Walmart.
Hey gangstas! Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m right there with him (minus a year and a month). BUT……Here we are, kickin’ it until we… Read More Reunions: Minus the Hairspray
Word: IDEA (150 word max) Mr. Wolf was a real bully. He didn’t have any friends, and his family disowned him. Supposedly, he ate some old lady in the next county over, which isn’t frowned upon if one is starving, but it was a domestic dispute. There were rumors about her granddaughter and a restraining… Read More Flash in the Pan: “Finish Line Crawler”
On MY soapbox with MY stripper shoes. They are all MINE.
Articles of Absurdity 