Shocking as it may seem………I am not a fan of cop killing, gay bashing or racist songs. To be blunt, they seem pretty fucking unnecessary to me. OH……….Did I fail to mention how ignorant they are? I suppose there are people, who think these songs are super cool and badass, but there are also people who eat their boogers, even into adulthood. Just sayin’!
Perhaps I would have more respect for these artists……….SORRY…….…I had to throw up in my mouth a little…….…if the lyrics were more honest.I mean, why do you really want to kill cops? Let’s be honest. It’s because you want to do various horrible, immoral and illegal things. Some of these things may include: rape, murder, beatings, robbery, drug dealing…….and so on and so forth. You want to do these things and be left alone. Sorry! I guess life isn’t fair. Didn’t your momma teach you that? Perhaps you should sing songs about the lawmakers as well. After all, they may have something to do with the laws the police are supposed to enforce. And how about the President of the United States? I suppose he endorses your behavior? Why not write song lyrics about your grandma? Unless you think she approves of your behavior. Oh……and for those who feel they are justified because of some kind of police brutality…….I have never heard a song naming Officer John Doe. The “brotherhood” does not mean every officer is accountable for another officer’s actions. If my sibling screws someone over…….WELL……It ain’t my fault. Seriously! So stop calling me!
AND……..How about you homophobes? Is it really necessary to announce to the world how you feel about sexual orientations other than those that are heterosexual. Screams out insecurity to me. What are you afraid of? Rejection??!!??
AND LASTLY……..Does the world need to know you are an ignorant racist? I’m referring to all the shades of racism.
Since these songs seem to be so popular among a limited “so smart they seem stupid” audience, I think we should expand. I think we should have songs about hating the dentist. Let’s face it……..going to the dentist sucks. How about slurs against the Disney Channel for running shows that make our children think parents don’t really exist? I’m currently writing a song about killing stirrup pants. Lord knows, we don’t need to bring those back. Here are some other ideas we can rage about:
- eating vegetables
- brushing our teeth
- washing our hands
- putting the toilet seat down
- calling someone after you sleep with them
- homework
- flossing
- pretending you like your in-laws
Let me know if anyone can come up with some really incredible song lyrics!
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Say it sister! I so agree. There is way too much of that, hatred, mean-spirited shite — everywhere, TV, internet, songs, whatever!! Have you ever watched a minute or so of some of those degrading, insulting, so-called realty shows?
Welcome back — nice to see your post! And yeah, the dentist. That’s a good one. :).
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Yes….Nice to be back after a very long break. Reality shows are a breeding ground for sure.
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You’ve covered a lot of ground here. Probably the GYN but between them and dentists, I’d have to go with dentists.
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I agree…..but they need some lyrics written. I love it when they say: “This may be a bit uncomfortable and cold.”….What an understatement!
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Well said! And I will make every effort to put the toilet seat down in future
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You better!
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Second verse follows the first (Calypso beat)
Like the thread of life
Dancing between my teeth
My fingers feel the rumble
My gums feel the beat
Floss, floss, flossing
Floss, floss, flossing
Spittle on the mirror tossing
Love yah flossing
Love yah flossing
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Seems like a hit to me. You must have rocking gums.
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Can we add the following, these are likely things to do when you are married but I think they might be relevant:
* Put your dishes in the sink I will put a fork in your hand, the dishwasher is right there stupid
* Last one out of the bed makes the bed
* How hard is it to rinse the sink after you spit?
* First one up makes the coffee, just sayin’
* Really, the second garbage bag looks good next to the can?
Those are my contributions.
You are so right on. I couldn’t agree more with you if I tried.
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Great contributions: I especially love and agree with the coffee one.
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Is it so difficult to hit the “Open Door” button on the elevator?
Is it so hard to not slam that door in my face?
Is it so hard to follow the golden rule (i.e., “Don’t be a jerk”)?
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Sounds like some good songs in the making.
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I’d like to hear a song about that last little bit of spread in the mustard jar that I can never get out.
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Those jars and lubes….I mean tubes, are challenging.
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Excellent! I have a few from the UK. When we get nearer to a roundabout they only sign ‘local traffic’ so you dont know the way to London only to Little Bindles Down by the Tamar! Whats the way to London Town? – Only tell me Bindles Down- Shit I hit the nearby truck! Smashed my windsceen F*** F**** F***! Hate the little Bindles signs! Lost my licence and gone blind! Then there’s: The wheels on supermarket trollies! Wheels appal ! Wheels appal! Wheels go one direction only – hope is lost – im so lonely – hit the wall – hit the stall – hit the assistant in the b***s!
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Sounds like a hit.
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Reblogged this on johndwmacdonald and commented:
Excellent! I have a few from the UK. When we get nearer to a roundabout they only sign ‘local traffic’ so you dont know the way to London only to Little Bindles Down by the Tamar! Whats the way to London Town? – Only tell me Bindles Down- Shit I hit the nearby truck! Smashed my windsceen F*** F**** F***! Hate the little Bindles signs! Lost my licence and gone blind! Then there’s: The wheels on supermarket trollies! Wheels apall ! Wheels apall! Wheels go one direction only – hope is lost – I’m so lonely – hit the wall – hit the stall – hit the assistant in the b***s!
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Couldn’t find the reblog. Thanks for stopping by and suckign up the madness.
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Fun eh! its http://johndwmacdonald.com
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Agreed! 100% spot on. There is nothing more to be said.
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Right on and agreed.
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